ThemJem
@themjem.bsky.social
Film Explorer. Professional Restarter. Unreliable Narrator. 🦋🏳️⚧️
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Traitors spoilers!
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Traitors spoilers!
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I just told my spouse that T**** might be dead, and the way she perked up was hysterical. Like a cat smelling fresh tuna wrapped in catnip. 😆
August 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I just told my spouse that T**** might be dead, and the way she perked up was hysterical. Like a cat smelling fresh tuna wrapped in catnip. 😆
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googling "trump dead" like a rat hitting the lever for cocaine
August 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
googling "trump dead" like a rat hitting the lever for cocaine
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Using AI to complete NaNoWriMo is like running the New York Marathon by splicing together footage of other people running it.
September 2, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Using AI to complete NaNoWriMo is like running the New York Marathon by splicing together footage of other people running it.
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Inspired by NaNoWriMo, Couch to 5K now says it's OK to get a taxi
September 2, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Inspired by NaNoWriMo, Couch to 5K now says it's OK to get a taxi
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Excellent thread; read the whole thing.
As headlines explode all over about the Cass Review, here's what you need to know: it contains not a shred of original data. It is a badly done systematic review that excluded the overwhelming majority of available evidence in favor of smaller studies chosen for specious reasons. That's it.
April 10, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Excellent thread; read the whole thing.
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Join the Temple of Transition my sisters in estrogen
Unironically to me transitioning is a deeply powerful profound and even spiritual thing and i think of transness far more as being the transitioning and changing rather than in the suffering of gender dysphoria
Bringing back this one thats been goin around tumblr cause it’s relevant again
April 10, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Join the Temple of Transition my sisters in estrogen
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This is environmental storytelling
March 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
This is environmental storytelling
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For this pride we’re focussing on those who really matter: the people who begrudgingly tolerate you deviants
March 22, 2024 at 1:27 PM
For this pride we’re focussing on those who really matter: the people who begrudgingly tolerate you deviants
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Why can't he just be happy being a prince? He never showed any signs of being a king, like trying to invade France for example.
January 25, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Why can't he just be happy being a prince? He never showed any signs of being a king, like trying to invade France for example.
Dicks The Musical is beautiful unhinged madness and I don’t have more people in my life I can share it with! My friends won’t understand! Please, if you love #dicksthemusical be my friend and we can celebrate the joy of a woman’s pussy falling off and crawling away like a fucking cockroach together.
January 14, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Dicks The Musical is beautiful unhinged madness and I don’t have more people in my life I can share it with! My friends won’t understand! Please, if you love #dicksthemusical be my friend and we can celebrate the joy of a woman’s pussy falling off and crawling away like a fucking cockroach together.
Every time I take my pill, it’s a choice. Every dose is a step forward. The destination may not be in sight. I can imagine it, but I don’t know what it looks like yet. But twice a day, I actively choose to be the person I’m becoming.
January 1, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Every time I take my pill, it’s a choice. Every dose is a step forward. The destination may not be in sight. I can imagine it, but I don’t know what it looks like yet. But twice a day, I actively choose to be the person I’m becoming.
Talking gender with civilians:
“Are you a hot dog or a pie?”
I’m not sure I’m food, but there is this sense of spice and flavour…
“Okay but where does the cheese go?”
I don’t … what cheese?
“I just don’t understand how a hot dog can be a pie? They aren’t even the same shape.”
Etc.
“Are you a hot dog or a pie?”
I’m not sure I’m food, but there is this sense of spice and flavour…
“Okay but where does the cheese go?”
I don’t … what cheese?
“I just don’t understand how a hot dog can be a pie? They aren’t even the same shape.”
Etc.
December 28, 2023 at 10:41 AM
Talking gender with civilians:
“Are you a hot dog or a pie?”
I’m not sure I’m food, but there is this sense of spice and flavour…
“Okay but where does the cheese go?”
I don’t … what cheese?
“I just don’t understand how a hot dog can be a pie? They aren’t even the same shape.”
Etc.
“Are you a hot dog or a pie?”
I’m not sure I’m food, but there is this sense of spice and flavour…
“Okay but where does the cheese go?”
I don’t … what cheese?
“I just don’t understand how a hot dog can be a pie? They aren’t even the same shape.”
Etc.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a genderqueer non-binary weirdo, asking them to love her (it’s a mirror)
December 24, 2023 at 10:02 AM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a genderqueer non-binary weirdo, asking them to love her (it’s a mirror)
Sure you can play D&D like “I attack the bandits with my longsword” but you can also play it like “Randy Savage pours his magical jug of mayonnaise over me enough to wriggle free from my chains like a lubricated dolphin”. The power is yours!
December 24, 2023 at 9:30 AM
Sure you can play D&D like “I attack the bandits with my longsword” but you can also play it like “Randy Savage pours his magical jug of mayonnaise over me enough to wriggle free from my chains like a lubricated dolphin”. The power is yours!
Ellie’s Publicist: Listen up you pricks. If I don’t hear the words “started as a girl and blossomed into a woman” out of every one of your mouths there’s going to be trouble. She’s of legal age. Talk about it on live television or I’ll show you the meaning of “not a big enough paddle” #strictly
December 16, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Ellie’s Publicist: Listen up you pricks. If I don’t hear the words “started as a girl and blossomed into a woman” out of every one of your mouths there’s going to be trouble. She’s of legal age. Talk about it on live television or I’ll show you the meaning of “not a big enough paddle” #strictly
I dreamed of a giant shark in a pool. People freaked out, kicked the shark away in their panic and I thought “don’t do that, poor thing, he’s just a little enormous guy”.
November 3, 2023 at 8:03 AM
I dreamed of a giant shark in a pool. People freaked out, kicked the shark away in their panic and I thought “don’t do that, poor thing, he’s just a little enormous guy”.
Conversations in this hospital ward:
Bed 1: “Help! Help! Get her off me! Help!”
Bed 2: “I told them not to resuscitate me.”
Bed 3: “Take a whiff of my pizza trench.”
#talesfromthepizzatrench
Bed 1: “Help! Help! Get her off me! Help!”
Bed 2: “I told them not to resuscitate me.”
Bed 3: “Take a whiff of my pizza trench.”
#talesfromthepizzatrench
November 2, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Conversations in this hospital ward:
Bed 1: “Help! Help! Get her off me! Help!”
Bed 2: “I told them not to resuscitate me.”
Bed 3: “Take a whiff of my pizza trench.”
#talesfromthepizzatrench
Bed 1: “Help! Help! Get her off me! Help!”
Bed 2: “I told them not to resuscitate me.”
Bed 3: “Take a whiff of my pizza trench.”
#talesfromthepizzatrench
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Spotted at Euston station today. Give this person a raise! 🤣
October 28, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Spotted at Euston station today. Give this person a raise! 🤣