Ella
@theninewinds.bsky.social
She/her. What am I doing here? Who knows 🤷♀️
Essay done. Good? No, but done.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Essay done. Good? No, but done.
I think if I could remove my brain and dunk it in an ice bath it would solve a lot of problems
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I think if I could remove my brain and dunk it in an ice bath it would solve a lot of problems
Essay going so badly I've started filling in my Autism assessment paperwork
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Essay going so badly I've started filling in my Autism assessment paperwork
The problem is needing help with executive functioning is the executive functioning required to seek the help
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The problem is needing help with executive functioning is the executive functioning required to seek the help
1% of my essay written 🥲
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
1% of my essay written 🥲
The only "special relationship" worth anything between the UK and the US is the 20 year long friendship and co-authorship between me and @sarahmargs.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The only "special relationship" worth anything between the UK and the US is the 20 year long friendship and co-authorship between me and @sarahmargs.bsky.social
I dream of one day having a competent government that says things such as "Don't violate international law", "Don't kidnap other countries' presidents" or even "You are not allowed to just do whatever you want without consequence"
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I dream of one day having a competent government that says things such as "Don't violate international law", "Don't kidnap other countries' presidents" or even "You are not allowed to just do whatever you want without consequence"
Aldi are selling 6kg weighted vests for £12 and I think all nuerodivergent people and people who love nuerodivergent people should know this
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Aldi are selling 6kg weighted vests for £12 and I think all nuerodivergent people and people who love nuerodivergent people should know this
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“im scared of making daddy mad“ as a way of ruling fuck me
Keir Starmer: "I constantly remind myself that 24/7 our defence, our security & our intelligent relationship with the US matters probably more than any other relationship we've got in the world and it would not be in our national interest to weaken that in any way"
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 AM
“im scared of making daddy mad“ as a way of ruling fuck me
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
I just found a relic: a memory stick with files on it from as far back as 2006
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I just found a relic: a memory stick with files on it from as far back as 2006
Had the most horrendous dream that my dad had died, and it was more horrible because he did actually nearly die recently and is still unwell :(
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Had the most horrendous dream that my dad had died, and it was more horrible because he did actually nearly die recently and is still unwell :(
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We need to embrace sprawling fantasy epics with multiple generations & absolutely byzantine lore. We need to write them. Everyone should have a Realm inside of them
January 17, 2024 at 4:55 AM
We need to embrace sprawling fantasy epics with multiple generations & absolutely byzantine lore. We need to write them. Everyone should have a Realm inside of them
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Vizzini walking around with girl dinner in his backpack
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Vizzini walking around with girl dinner in his backpack
Years ago we left my brother in charge of cooking a 1.5kg ham while my parents and I were at a church event. He cooked it, but he also ate it. All 1.5kg of it...
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Years ago we left my brother in charge of cooking a 1.5kg ham while my parents and I were at a church event. He cooked it, but he also ate it. All 1.5kg of it...
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
I love the echoes of history in family traditions. I never met my great great grandparents, but they are the ones who passed down the tradition of getting a Christmas present from the tree itself, a tradition that I am now in charge of 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I love the echoes of history in family traditions. I never met my great great grandparents, but they are the ones who passed down the tradition of getting a Christmas present from the tree itself, a tradition that I am now in charge of 🎄
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When they ask me what radicalized me
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December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Had some car problems today, and seven different strangers offered their help while it was being sorted, which was so heart warming
December 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Had some car problems today, and seven different strangers offered their help while it was being sorted, which was so heart warming
Every time I go to search something online I hear Siobhan Thompson's voice in my head reminding me to add '-AI'
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Every time I go to search something online I hear Siobhan Thompson's voice in my head reminding me to add '-AI'
A child headbutted me so hard today that I had to get it checked out at the urgent care centre :(
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A child headbutted me so hard today that I had to get it checked out at the urgent care centre :(
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Not to point fingers but like… it’s because of you there’s a giant in our midst and my wife is dead
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not to point fingers but like… it’s because of you there’s a giant in our midst and my wife is dead
A kid who hasn't learned to use names yet pointed at a photo of me and signed my name today!!!!!!!!💖💕🥰😍💕💖💕💖💕💕💖💕💕💖💖💖💖💕💕
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A kid who hasn't learned to use names yet pointed at a photo of me and signed my name today!!!!!!!!💖💕🥰😍💕💖💕💖💕💕💖💕💕💖💖💖💖💕💕
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend