Mwendwa.philip
@thephilip.bsky.social
He/him. There used to be more future. Not a professional account.
Someone please explain to me in one skeet who palmer lucky is i genuinely can’t be arsed to find out myself
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Someone please explain to me in one skeet who palmer lucky is i genuinely can’t be arsed to find out myself
Deutsche tolstoi
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Deutsche tolstoi
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
April 2, 2024 at 6:00 PM
AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
Sighing so loudly my neighbours complain
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sighing so loudly my neighbours complain
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You know what, I'm just gonna re-up this post
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You know what, I'm just gonna re-up this post
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Congratulations to Labour who have won the coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement. Excited for sensibles to explain to me why I have to vote for the people enacting actual fascist policy.
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Congratulations to Labour who have won the coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement. Excited for sensibles to explain to me why I have to vote for the people enacting actual fascist policy.
Tech bros inventing phrenology from first principles
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tech bros inventing phrenology from first principles
More yes!
what the “misuse” framing does is shift the onus on individual users when shit goes wrong leaving AI developers and vendors off the hook
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November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
More yes!
Yes!
i’ve said this before but lemme say it again. it makes absolutely 0 sense to talk about “misuse” of llms because there is no clear use or purpose for llms to begin with. genAI is a purposeless tech floating around looking for uptake
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November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yes!
@cornerspaeti.operationglad.io you’ve probably seen this a lot but just un case you haven’t, bring me on as a long-time erding resident www.tagesschau.de/inland/regio...
Polizei schießt auf Soldaten - die Hintergründe zum Vorfall in Erdig
Gemeinsam sollen Bundeswehr und Polizei bei Erding in Bayern den Verteidigungsfall trainieren. Doch dann beschießt ein Polizist einen Soldaten. Wie es dazu kommen konnte, wird derzeit noch ermittelt. ...
www.tagesschau.de
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@cornerspaeti.operationglad.io you’ve probably seen this a lot but just un case you haven’t, bring me on as a long-time erding resident www.tagesschau.de/inland/regio...
Well you can’t sell the CLIMATE KILLER 3000 TM if you’re genuinely worried about climate change. Just goes to show that any of bill gates’ “activism” was always just bullshit posturing to desperately try and improve his reputation (gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/c...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/c...
Bill Gates Says Climate Change ‘Will Not Lead to Humanity’s Demise’
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well you can’t sell the CLIMATE KILLER 3000 TM if you’re genuinely worried about climate change. Just goes to show that any of bill gates’ “activism” was always just bullshit posturing to desperately try and improve his reputation (gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/c...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/c...
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Die einzige adäquate Antwort einer Partei, die sich um Deutschland demokratisch sorgt, ist:
Merz halt's Maul!
Merz halt's Maul!
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Die einzige adäquate Antwort einer Partei, die sich um Deutschland demokratisch sorgt, ist:
Merz halt's Maul!
Merz halt's Maul!
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It's called being British. Don't like it, there's the door (door is broken and covered in mangled construction tape. It's started to show signs of moulding and is also host to a family of woodlouse)
It’s still weird that you have multiple parties running on making the country so shite no one will want to live here
"The honest truth is that people come to this country because they believe we are more generous than other European countries"
- little evidence for this claim
+ good evidence against it
We will "ensure we are no longer the destination of choice"
- v hard to give a definition that this is accurate
- little evidence for this claim
+ good evidence against it
We will "ensure we are no longer the destination of choice"
- v hard to give a definition that this is accurate
October 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It's called being British. Don't like it, there's the door (door is broken and covered in mangled construction tape. It's started to show signs of moulding and is also host to a family of woodlouse)
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Glad we're scorching the Earth for this amazing tech.
Universities across the world seeing this:
"its only wrong 45% of the time!!
Lets buy free licenses for our students, staff and faculty!!
Lets lock into contracts with rapacious predatory AI companies with shitty technofascist politics, sucking up water and jacking up electricity prices!!"
"its only wrong 45% of the time!!
Lets buy free licenses for our students, staff and faculty!!
Lets lock into contracts with rapacious predatory AI companies with shitty technofascist politics, sucking up water and jacking up electricity prices!!"
October 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Glad we're scorching the Earth for this amazing tech.
I knew there had to be some good news this week
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I knew there had to be some good news this week
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The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
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Mit diesen 200 Milliarden Euro könnten wir viermal das Bürgergeld finanzieren und sogar noch die Regelsätze für alle anheben. Jedes Jahr!
October 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Mit diesen 200 Milliarden Euro könnten wir viermal das Bürgergeld finanzieren und sogar noch die Regelsätze für alle anheben. Jedes Jahr!
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Like why the fuck are there two dumbass Silicon Valley Marcs with weird fucking heads get a personality
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Like why the fuck are there two dumbass Silicon Valley Marcs with weird fucking heads get a personality
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Sorry, can’t. I’ve been summoned to the yard by someone’s milkshake.
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sorry, can’t. I’ve been summoned to the yard by someone’s milkshake.
There’s not now nor has there ever been, even cumulatively, enough vomit inside of me to adequately express how i feel about this
This is what Blair’s team created together with BCG
September 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There’s not now nor has there ever been, even cumulatively, enough vomit inside of me to adequately express how i feel about this