🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️
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hoping I can be funny on this platform too
I know crying is communication for babies, but 90% of his crying is for stuff he just straight up can not do for safety reasons and I don't know wtf to do because he literally thrashes his whole body and screams like he's in pain when he's not getting what he wants.
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
They should make a doctor's office exam room which is baby proofed
September 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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For UNDERTALE's 10th anniversary, we are going to do 2 consecutive days of streams where we play through the game!

The event will be run across two days at 4PM PT on September 20 and 21.

You'll be able to watch it here.
undertale.com/10/
UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream Event
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
undertale.com
September 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Are they called baby hairs because the hairs, themselves, are babies, or because the hairs are like that of a baby?
September 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A weird thing happened today: my hemoglobin was in normal range
August 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't know why I have to wait in urgent care for hours just to have a doctor swab me for strep when I know I have strep. Just give me a rapid test to do myself in the waiting room bathroom.
August 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why does the Bluey cereal taste like that
August 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why can't you self-refer for bloodwork? Why does a doctor have to give me a requisition when I just wanna keep an eye on my ferritin?
August 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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9/11
Name something you remember watching in this!
July 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Everyone says my baby is so chill and unbothered but that's just because nobody other than me has to deal with it when he wakes up randomly at 5:30 am and screams for 40 inconsolable minutes
June 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I have this weird crazy fantasy I keep thinking about lately where I receive care
June 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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"LAPD tear-gassed a baby under age two. When we were trying to chant their rights ICE honked so no one could hear."

—An immigration lawyer on the scene in LA.
Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.
June 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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L.A. is a Mexican-American city. The majority of the population is made up of racial and ethnic minorities. We are all happy living together and really do not want to see our friends, neighbors and families being terrorized by federal robo-cops. This is bullshit.
June 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Who is responsible for the power button not functioning as a power button on modern phones and why did they do this
June 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Did he really, though
May 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I need to go to sleep but really hoping something happens while I'm asleep so I still have Matthew Green as my MP. Literally the only reasonable choice on the ballot
April 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Cheese, cheese, cheese, don't bleu my rind. And cheese, cheese, cheese, don't bring me the brie when I just sliced the cheddar so nice.
April 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
April 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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If this is the effect of walking back some of his economic program, just imagine the prosperity he could unleash if he abandoned all of it!
April 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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PUSH NOTIFICATIONS

Happy Belated April Fool's Day!

xkcd.com/3074/
April 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hey uh, did anyone else notice that Good Luck, Babe! sounds remarkably like Peaches from the Super Mario Bros movie?
March 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM