Jack
@theredmajesty.bsky.social
This one's for the heads out there.
United ST holder and coffee snob.
United ST holder and coffee snob.
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Failed my audition for Slipknot even though I explained to them that my proposed persona, “a perfectly normal clown”, would make their existing clown look even scarier by comparison 😞
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Failed my audition for Slipknot even though I explained to them that my proposed persona, “a perfectly normal clown”, would make their existing clown look even scarier by comparison 😞
Huge respect to the guy watching Mission Impossible on this jam-packed early morning train into London.
December 4, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Huge respect to the guy watching Mission Impossible on this jam-packed early morning train into London.
Holy hell that Outbreak London lineup is insane
November 27, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Holy hell that Outbreak London lineup is insane
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Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
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Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
November 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
Hell yeah brother
November 20, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Hell yeah brother
Putting forth the Dog & Bell in Deptford as the best pub in London.
November 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Putting forth the Dog & Bell in Deptford as the best pub in London.
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November 18, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 11:33 AM
First 'flaccid penis photo' spotted since joining and in a sense now this place feels like home.
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
First 'flaccid penis photo' spotted since joining and in a sense now this place feels like home.
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Musk’s own AI identifies him as a major dissemination of misinformation online
November 15, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Musk’s own AI identifies him as a major dissemination of misinformation online
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If you ever have some rubbish on you but can't find a bin then you can just use the basket of a Lime bike. No one will notice. No one will see what darkness lies in your heart.
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 PM
If you ever have some rubbish on you but can't find a bin then you can just use the basket of a Lime bike. No one will notice. No one will see what darkness lies in your heart.
Being 'back in the early days of Twitter' is fun I guess, but why does it always involve so many people going on about how much they love books?
November 15, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Being 'back in the early days of Twitter' is fun I guess, but why does it always involve so many people going on about how much they love books?
Has anyone put together a list of football-adjacent shitposters who've arrived here yet? And more importantly, where is Mooms?
November 15, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Has anyone put together a list of football-adjacent shitposters who've arrived here yet? And more importantly, where is Mooms?
Why is everyone so obsessed with paying for everything?
How do we all feel about the possibility that the long-term viability of a platform like this remaining not crappy would require many of us to pay a small monthly fee?
November 14, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Why is everyone so obsessed with paying for everything?
As this place is a fresh start, I've decided to style myself as someone much more interesting.
November 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
As this place is a fresh start, I've decided to style myself as someone much more interesting.