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🦋Starcaller🦋
@thestarcaller.bsky.social
Actor/Voice actor/Pro Makeup Artist/Set Assistant, Digital Artist, and more!
Jack of all Trades, master of some.
A cryptid of whimsy and tomfoolery. I do it for the lore, as the prophecy demands. Sanctioned Agent of Chaos.
Smiling like a dumbass scrolling through Teen Wolf episode card titles just to see my name on TV. 😅

IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN, AND I REALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER WITH MY NAMESAKE OK

JUST LET ME HAVE THIS
a man in a white shirt is laughing and saying `` i would like it to cry . that 's all '' .
Alt: Sam Reigel in a white shirt, laughingly says "I would like it to...cry. That's all".
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Me watching episode 8 of 3% in these trying times
a man with a beard wearing a blue hat and a black shirt with a crown on it .
Alt: A man with a ball cap and beard nodding as he shows the people nodding in the background
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If you can't gush about pen brands with your therapist, get a new therapist.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hey, historians? We're people as shouty as shows and movies make them out to be? I know media can either over or under dramatize something, but God.

I'd lose my marbles if people screamed names at me while I'm eating.
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
No one:

CSP Assest store:
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I told my husband what hapoened when I fell, and the very kind young-ish, maybe 20's(??), Asian man saw me crash and basically appeared from the darkness, while asking if I'm okay,am I hurt; again, he was truly kind.

My husband's response? "So, you were in a kdrama intro scene?" 😐😂
a man wearing a dungeons and dragons shirt
Alt: a man, Travis Willingham wearing a dungeons and dragons shirt during the Critical Role show, nodding and saying "yeah", with clear resignation.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Holy hell, I went to get my curly girl stuff from the mail, and my shoes that hate me rolled and I went down harder than the American government.

I even got the scrapes. Thanks, Trump.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says oh yeah
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says oh yeah
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My husband and I were talking, and he was fired up and said "OH YEAH, WE NEED AN INDIGENOUS PRESIDENT, RIGHT NOW, FOR SO MANY REASONS!!" and I wheeze laughed until I remembered there's actually never been one, and that maybe that should really change.
But will it happen; the forever question.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Okay. So, I invite all families I can fit into my tiny apartment if you're in my area and want a safe place to holiday at.

Anyone else up for making holidays a lot more fun AND safe?✋🏽
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yeah, because women never do anything wrong and Christian women would especially NEVER do anything awful! It's only men. Men are always AWFUL! THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!
It's always about one gender or the other, and you wonder why the playing field is off.
It's unsurprising but nonetheless disturbing and disgusting to see how many "Christian" men are out here doing their damnedest to justify the rape and abuse of teenage girls.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We got woken up and made it everyone else's problem, then went back to sleep.

Jupiter Jazz, everyone.
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
THIS
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"I promise you, God doesn't care if you're gyaru."

That's something I actually said.

Idk who I am anymore 😂
a man wearing a baratheon shirt says i have an intelligence of 6
ALT: a man wearing a baratheon shirt says i have an intelligence of 6
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November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Dude is gonna learn so much about Skyrim and alternate tuning systems.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Well, whatever 3I/ATLAS was or was not just got vibe checked by the sun. It's in 3 peices now.

Handle that information however you will.
two men are sitting at a table wearing sunglasses
ALT: two men are sitting at a table wearing sunglasses
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November 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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happy epstein thermonuclear launch day to all who celebrate
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So many Christians, so little Christ-like behavior.

Words are meaningless anymore until action supports and continues to do so.

Another war, Atlas bringing aliens - I don't care anymore. Whatever happens, happens.

Nothing fucking matters anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Oh my God, I think I really am gonna like this Pope, too. Vatican, you're on a good roll. This is a triumph.👏🏼👏🏼🤌🏽

Seriously, the real talk they're NOT AT ALL ASHAMED (not that they should be), to be be firing shots exactly where they need to go.

Not bad, Holy Dads. ✊🏼🪶
"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world:

'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."

chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
Pope Leo calls for ‘deep reflection’ about treatment of detained migrants in U.S.
“Many people who have lived for years and years and years, never causing problems, have been deeply affected by what is going on right now,” Chicago-born pope says.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world:

'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."

chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
Pope Leo calls for ‘deep reflection’ about treatment of detained migrants in U.S.
“Many people who have lived for years and years and years, never causing problems, have been deeply affected by what is going on right now,” Chicago-born pope says.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
WELL, so, clouds were wildin out, but the sun's gasses issues will never be outdone, and uh, something glitched in the corner? So, really, hitting all the high notes of watching auroras on a cloudy night and minor glitching. 🤷🏽‍♀️✨️
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
HAHAHAHA MY PHONE STYLUS WORKS ON MY WACOM TABLET AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY FOR REASON IDEK. HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
a man in a william mckinley athletics shirt is dancing
ALT: a man in a william mckinley athletics shirt is dancing
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
WHY ARE WE GIVING ANYONE, ESPECIALLY FUCKIN SAM ALTMAN WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM?!

WHAT THE FUCK
a man with a beard wearing a strong jaw ale t-shirt is eating something .
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a strong jaw ale t-shirt is eating something .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM