Your Friend Christopher
@thevole.bsky.social
I’ve never seen a dog and I don’t smile
“Move, Bitch! Get out the Sleigh!” is a Ludacristmas song
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“Move, Bitch! Get out the Sleigh!” is a Ludacristmas song
Getting angry when putting up Christmas lights is the funniest thing. “Argh! I’m just trying to BRING SOME FUCKING CHEER and GOOD WILL to this goddamned neighborhood! Why won’t these stupid fucking things bring WARMTH INTO PEOPLE’S HEARTS!”
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Getting angry when putting up Christmas lights is the funniest thing. “Argh! I’m just trying to BRING SOME FUCKING CHEER and GOOD WILL to this goddamned neighborhood! Why won’t these stupid fucking things bring WARMTH INTO PEOPLE’S HEARTS!”
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?...
#doomedbaby
#doomedbaby
A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) - Full Special
YouTube video by Parkscope Blog (Parkscope)
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?...
#doomedbaby
#doomedbaby
Can we please stop using the word “slop?”
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Can we please stop using the word “slop?”
Saw a license plate that said DATRUTH.
I know they mean “Da Truth” but I really want it to mean “Dat Ruth.”
I know they mean “Da Truth” but I really want it to mean “Dat Ruth.”
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Saw a license plate that said DATRUTH.
I know they mean “Da Truth” but I really want it to mean “Dat Ruth.”
I know they mean “Da Truth” but I really want it to mean “Dat Ruth.”
I don’t understand why all these audiobooks say “This is Audible” at the beginning. Like, duh, if it wasn’t, it’d just be a bunch of silence.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I don’t understand why all these audiobooks say “This is Audible” at the beginning. Like, duh, if it wasn’t, it’d just be a bunch of silence.
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Get out of my face (and into my face’s car)
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Get out of my face (and into my face’s car)
It occurs to me that I could probably start or join a band. Nothing’s stopping me, except never having done it before.
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It occurs to me that I could probably start or join a band. Nothing’s stopping me, except never having done it before.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
In retrospect, I may have been a bit too cavalier when some guys were waving a gun around at the bar during my best friend’s bachelor party.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
In retrospect, I may have been a bit too cavalier when some guys were waving a gun around at the bar during my best friend’s bachelor party.
YouTube has me questioning things I thought I knew.
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
YouTube has me questioning things I thought I knew.
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*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.
Everyone’s saying that the _second_ US strike on a “drug boat” would count as a war crime, and, like, my brothers in Christ, what do you call the first one?
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Everyone’s saying that the _second_ US strike on a “drug boat” would count as a war crime, and, like, my brothers in Christ, what do you call the first one?
I feel like the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social book could be subtitled “ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CHRISTOPHER?!?!”
And yes. Yes I am.
And yes. Yes I am.
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I feel like the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social book could be subtitled “ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CHRISTOPHER?!?!”
And yes. Yes I am.
And yes. Yes I am.
Michigan wanted to start shit. The Buckeyes are above it, both literally and figuratively.
Good work, boys. Keep making us proud.
Good work, boys. Keep making us proud.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Michigan wanted to start shit. The Buckeyes are above it, both literally and figuratively.
Good work, boys. Keep making us proud.
Good work, boys. Keep making us proud.
The fact that the big ❌ichigan fan commentator on Fox has a noted history of making and defending rape jokes is pretty much all you need to know.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The fact that the big ❌ichigan fan commentator on Fox has a noted history of making and defending rape jokes is pretty much all you need to know.
@chainbear.bsky.social remember when everyone was like “McLaren needs to pick a #1 driver so they can win a WDC?” And now they’re like “ugh McLaren is favoring one driver this is SO UNFAIR”
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@chainbear.bsky.social remember when everyone was like “McLaren needs to pick a #1 driver so they can win a WDC?” And now they’re like “ugh McLaren is favoring one driver this is SO UNFAIR”
I feel like the New Yorker needs to reevaluate what “favorites” are.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I feel like the New Yorker needs to reevaluate what “favorites” are.
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Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just a holiday reminder! 😂
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
Bengals up 12, one quarter left? Oh baby, this is gonna be a classic failure. Cincinnati crapping the bed on national TV is a tradition in our homeland.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Bengals up 12, one quarter left? Oh baby, this is gonna be a classic failure. Cincinnati crapping the bed on national TV is a tradition in our homeland.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I want to go to as many corporate holiday parties as I can this year. I legit like wearing a suit and tie, and I want to meet strangers who I’ll never see again. Just light conversation. Folks telling me about their kids or their lawns or whatever.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I want to go to as many corporate holiday parties as I can this year. I legit like wearing a suit and tie, and I want to meet strangers who I’ll never see again. Just light conversation. Folks telling me about their kids or their lawns or whatever.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.