EVAN WALSH
@evanwalsh.net
HEAVEN ONLY EXISTS IF WE BUILD TOWARD IT
KEEP YOUR HEART TENDER
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN
HE/HIM
KEEP YOUR HEART TENDER
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN
HE/HIM
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LUKE SKYWALKER: but master yoda!!! why won't you give your blessing to my promposal??
YODA: *sad grunts*
YODA: *sad grunts*
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
LUKE SKYWALKER: but master yoda!!! why won't you give your blessing to my promposal??
YODA: *sad grunts*
YODA: *sad grunts*
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We saw you from across the bar and want to split a Bloomin' Onion.
April 12, 2024 at 5:19 PM
We saw you from across the bar and want to split a Bloomin' Onion.
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
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How do you guys keep your cast irons from bending your dishwasher racks? Mf heavy
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
How do you guys keep your cast irons from bending your dishwasher racks? Mf heavy
who up computing on the doohickey
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
who up computing on the doohickey
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
And he also made false teeth
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
And he also made false teeth
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Today marks the oldest I have ever been
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today marks the oldest I have ever been
I hope somewhere in the world, someone else flushed their toilet at the exact moment I flushed mine
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I hope somewhere in the world, someone else flushed their toilet at the exact moment I flushed mine
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*chiming in mid way through the third quarter of a basketball game where my team is getting absolutely annihilated* alright boys let's pass the pumpkin
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*chiming in mid way through the third quarter of a basketball game where my team is getting absolutely annihilated* alright boys let's pass the pumpkin
Who up eating they morning glop
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Who up eating they morning glop
Charles Entertainment Horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Charles Entertainment Horse
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Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Man, 2009 was a crazy year: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboa...
Billboard Year-End Hot 100 singles of 2009 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Man, 2009 was a crazy year: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboa...
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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wolfpupy comic from Jul 4, 2020 - patreon.com/wolfpupy
July 29, 2023 at 5:54 AM
wolfpupy comic from Jul 4, 2020 - patreon.com/wolfpupy
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I use triolingo but I'm sure yours is good too
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I use triolingo but I'm sure yours is good too
It’s fall which means I dress like a father in a video game that has to brave his personal hell to save his family
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s fall which means I dress like a father in a video game that has to brave his personal hell to save his family
I had a latte and then I had a Coke Zero. I am alive.
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I had a latte and then I had a Coke Zero. I am alive.
It drives me crazy that fancasting can be so focused on “who looks the most like this fictional character?” and not “who can play this fictional character well?” It just makes fans look like the most media illiterate dorks. “B-b-but there’s another actor that looks exactly like the character” NO
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It drives me crazy that fancasting can be so focused on “who looks the most like this fictional character?” and not “who can play this fictional character well?” It just makes fans look like the most media illiterate dorks. “B-b-but there’s another actor that looks exactly like the character” NO
My life has gotten measurably better since I started saying “hooray” more often. Hooray!
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My life has gotten measurably better since I started saying “hooray” more often. Hooray!