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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Fuck this.
Border patrol under command of Greg Bovino running a checkpoint at the exit to the Uber lot at O’Hare airport in Chicago, asking drivers for proof of valid residency in this country
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fuck this.
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The genre of "X reacts to thing" might be one of the worst on the planet. Like man, if you didn't get Radiohead before, then you're an idiot and I don't need to watch a video of you catching up to the rest of us.
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The genre of "X reacts to thing" might be one of the worst on the planet. Like man, if you didn't get Radiohead before, then you're an idiot and I don't need to watch a video of you catching up to the rest of us.
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this is obviously an odious thing to say indicative of a shriveled little spirit. but if i know funny old jewish men rob reiner would be just tickled to pieces to inspire such a reaction from donald trump
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
this is obviously an odious thing to say indicative of a shriveled little spirit. but if i know funny old jewish men rob reiner would be just tickled to pieces to inspire such a reaction from donald trump
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HOLY SHIT NEBRASKETBALL
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
HOLY SHIT NEBRASKETBALL
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That is patently false: not only do immigrants score better than native-born Americans in tests, the mere presence of immigrants improve test scores for all students, when factoring in white flight
sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That is patently false: not only do immigrants score better than native-born Americans in tests, the mere presence of immigrants improve test scores for all students, when factoring in white flight
sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
That's not the absolute best-case scenario on paper for the USMNT, but it's damn close, thank you Shaq and Wayne Gretzky
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That's not the absolute best-case scenario on paper for the USMNT, but it's damn close, thank you Shaq and Wayne Gretzky
France-Senegal rematch, hell yeah
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
France-Senegal rematch, hell yeah
Shaq is over this, god bless
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Shaq is over this, god bless
Hi, where’s Girma?
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hi, where’s Girma?
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
Love you Emmett, great effort, not sure you got that one
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Love you Emmett, great effort, not sure you got that one
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Plan your #Huskers Black Friday shopping accordingly. Some sneaky good #Nebrasketball gear here, too.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Plan your #Huskers Black Friday shopping accordingly. Some sneaky good #Nebrasketball gear here, too.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
Payless Cashways, RIP
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Payless Cashways, RIP
Rise of Skywalker is too high
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Rise of Skywalker is too high
That’s gonna happen when you leave Rose Lavelle of all humans unmarked at the 18
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That’s gonna happen when you leave Rose Lavelle of all humans unmarked at the 18
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friday night plans
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
friday night plans
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July 19th, 2026, MetLife stadium:
Gio Reyna coolly finishes a Sebastian Berhalter through ball in the 109th minute. They embrace while a flock of pure white doves flies across the stadium.
A few months later, total world peace is achieved and humanity begins to leave for the stars
Gio Reyna coolly finishes a Sebastian Berhalter through ball in the 109th minute. They embrace while a flock of pure white doves flies across the stadium.
A few months later, total world peace is achieved and humanity begins to leave for the stars
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
July 19th, 2026, MetLife stadium:
Gio Reyna coolly finishes a Sebastian Berhalter through ball in the 109th minute. They embrace while a flock of pure white doves flies across the stadium.
A few months later, total world peace is achieved and humanity begins to leave for the stars
Gio Reyna coolly finishes a Sebastian Berhalter through ball in the 109th minute. They embrace while a flock of pure white doves flies across the stadium.
A few months later, total world peace is achieved and humanity begins to leave for the stars
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮