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I'm the friend you have to warn your other friends about before they meet me...
...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
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I've got another 80/20 rule for the "Incels:" 80% of y'all have a shitty attitude and only 20% of y'all are willing to admit it.
It's only "involuntary" if you're incapable of change, which sounds like a *you* problem...
It's only "involuntary" if you're incapable of change, which sounds like a *you* problem...
A way other countries could help the citizens of the US is to do to us what we do to others: Sanction the ever-loving fuck out of our Government. Issue Warrants for our Leaders; threaten them with arrest if they go there. Sanction companies in your country that do business with the US Government.
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
A way other countries could help the citizens of the US is to do to us what we do to others: Sanction the ever-loving fuck out of our Government. Issue Warrants for our Leaders; threaten them with arrest if they go there. Sanction companies in your country that do business with the US Government.
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I can't say this loudly enough: THEY ARE TRYING TO NORMALIZE THE KILLING OF CIVILIANS FOR PARTICIPATING IN FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTED PROTEST ACTIVITIES.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I can't say this loudly enough: THEY ARE TRYING TO NORMALIZE THE KILLING OF CIVILIANS FOR PARTICIPATING IN FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTED PROTEST ACTIVITIES.
Dear Liberals: Please quit using big words that the average American's 8th grade education level can't wrap their head around. You lose the argument because the other side just twists the definition when speaking to a populace that forgot the Dictionary has been available online for 25 years now. 🤷♂️
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Dear Liberals: Please quit using big words that the average American's 8th grade education level can't wrap their head around. You lose the argument because the other side just twists the definition when speaking to a populace that forgot the Dictionary has been available online for 25 years now. 🤷♂️
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My right leaning counterparts have been telling me for decades that I need the right to own a gun in case of a tyrannical government. Well, it's rare, but they were right! Us "Liberals" are gun owners now and we've identified a tyrannical government in our midst...it's the same one THEY elected.
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
My right leaning counterparts have been telling me for decades that I need the right to own a gun in case of a tyrannical government. Well, it's rare, but they were right! Us "Liberals" are gun owners now and we've identified a tyrannical government in our midst...it's the same one THEY elected.
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a lot of people think the cops should be allowed to shoot you dead if you disrespect them. No word on what you should be allowed to do when the cops disrespect you.
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
a lot of people think the cops should be allowed to shoot you dead if you disrespect them. No word on what you should be allowed to do when the cops disrespect you.
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👇Ice Officers are are murder for hire group!
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
👇Ice Officers are are murder for hire group!
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Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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This says it all.
January 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This says it all.
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I am quite sure that the Trumpsters who tried to overthrow the government on January 6 we're asked to stop. The police officers did not shoot them in the head.
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I am quite sure that the Trumpsters who tried to overthrow the government on January 6 we're asked to stop. The police officers did not shoot them in the head.
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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Where are all the good guys with guns? The people who have spent the last 50 years telling us that we had to make sure every American has a gun in case we needed them to protect ourselves from tyranny?
And where are the stories to point this out (they may be there; I just don't know)?
And where are the stories to point this out (they may be there; I just don't know)?
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Where are all the good guys with guns? The people who have spent the last 50 years telling us that we had to make sure every American has a gun in case we needed them to protect ourselves from tyranny?
And where are the stories to point this out (they may be there; I just don't know)?
And where are the stories to point this out (they may be there; I just don't know)?
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Native Americans are getting caught up in Trump’s racist goon squad invasion…
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Native Americans are getting caught up in Trump’s racist goon squad invasion…
40% of States will meet or exceed a $15/hr minimum wage in 2026, as the Federal Minimum Wage remains less than half that.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
40% of States will meet or exceed a $15/hr minimum wage in 2026, as the Federal Minimum Wage remains less than half that.
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
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Oh fuck.... now I'm late for this, too.
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Oh fuck.... now I'm late for this, too.
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I used to think they were all nuts when they’d carry on non-stop about deep state cabals, powerful pedophile rings and highly connected sex traffickers.
It turns out they knew exactly what they were talking about.
They were talking about themselves.
It turns out they knew exactly what they were talking about.
They were talking about themselves.
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I used to think they were all nuts when they’d carry on non-stop about deep state cabals, powerful pedophile rings and highly connected sex traffickers.
It turns out they knew exactly what they were talking about.
They were talking about themselves.
It turns out they knew exactly what they were talking about.
They were talking about themselves.
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There’s a reason the political right wants to keep people dumb.
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There’s a reason the political right wants to keep people dumb.
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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