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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 16h

Unsolicited triptych

3 panels of The Garden of Earthly Delights by Heironymous Bosch

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 18h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 1d

I met someone who thought the A stood for Ally

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, the number one factor here is platform monopolies and the collapse of the ad-based model—venture capital and shitty media conglomerates are responding to that by squeezing out more value where they can

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 2d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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bimmer 🎃 @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 3d

girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 2d

Worchester

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 3d

it’s a writer’s snow day

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 3d

why do we stream media at 4K if the compression makes it look like shit so often?

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 4d

Keith Urban to his horny wife Nicole Kidman:

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 4d

The Riven remake absolutely ruled—it benefited so much more from the full 3D treatment than Myst

Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 4d

Blue Prince (2025)

The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 5d

the schlong song (taylor’s version)

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 6d

The Butlerian Boycott

Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 7d

Currently at:
— only buy tech too old to have AI built in
— painstakingly disable AI every time they add it to something that used to work perfectly well
— if it can't be switched off, abandon the platform or tool
— if there are no good alternatives, avoid the AI parts
— patiently wait for the crash

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 7d

🫡

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 7d

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

Sam @samd.bsky.social · 7d

reddit occupied government

Ken Dilanian
@DilanianMSNBC
Follow
The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 8d

Charlie Brown had AI hoes, new survey says

The Independent @the-independent.com · 8d

Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

www.independent.co.uk

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8d

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 8d

Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”

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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 8d

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

matprotocol @mmatt.net · 8d

WHAT THE FUCK

@ConnorEatsPants tweet,

"💥 Fortnite Friday is BACK 💥

🚨 Governor of California, @GavinNewsom hops on the Battle Bus to talk all things gaming, politics, and more 🚨

🇺🇸 2:30 PM PST / 5:30 EST 🇺🇸"

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · Aug 20

wait did I really never post this one

“you wouldn’t download a car” meme format but instead it says “you wouldn’t winter’s night a traveler”

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Tristan Cooper @tristanacooper.bsky.social · 9d

Newly minted evergreen meme

meme of fred armisen saying

Make bad game? Fired

Make good game? Fired

Make incredibly successful game?
Believe it or not, also fired

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Kris Werewolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 10d

Gaming-Only journalists and analysts are pretty accurately calling this EA acquisition what it is: a doomed idea that will cause untold human misery and kill the company and probably bury all its IPs

Tech/Gaming Journalists keep trying to find a silver lining. Huh. Curious. Strange. Odd. Quirky.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 10d

what New York City did wrt renaming “Columbus Day” is so far the absolute worst of all possible worlds and therefore funniest option they could’ve taken

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 10d

this is my drama theory nerd sleeper activation phrase

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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 10d

I’ve heard this one before

detail from 2001 issue of Maxim with a picture of a digitally rendered dark-haired woman in a bikini “87
Aki
Why should Hollywood be concerned about an impending actors' strike when such completely computer-generated stars as Aki render flesh-and-blood thespians—not to mention their agents-downright obsolete? HEAT FACTOR:
Aki makes her debut this summer in the animated feature Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, based on the long-running video game franchise.”

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10d

He heard about Reylo

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 10d

Trump: I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person and I don't like some of the ships you're doing, aesthetically.

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