Bear
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Bear
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I skeet, therefore I am
Iowa fans absolutely boned up at this 3-3 barn burner
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The touchdown is a question that has eluded the scholars of Miami and Texas A&M for centuries
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Some albums I liked this year #metalsky

Imperialist - Prime
1914 - Viribus Unitas
Graceless - Icons of Ruin
Havukruunu - Tavastland
Morbikon- Lost Within the Astral Crypts
In Mourning - The Immortal
Structure- Heritage
Atlantic - Timeworn
Dormant Ordeal - Tooth & Nail
Ancient Death -Ego Dissolution
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trump raped children and he ordered the DOJ and FBI to cover it up. That’s the story, that’s his legacy, and that’s the legacy of all these bootlicking clowns who will forever be derided by history.
Breaking:

Rep. Ro Khanna says the Trump DOJ's production "does not comply with" the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Khanna says he and Rep. Thomas Massie "are exploring all options" — including impeachment of DOJ officials, inherent contempt, or referring individuals for obstruction of justice.
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is the first time I’ve not seen her outright reject the idea 👀
AOC on a 2028 presidential race against JD Vance: “I would stomp him.”
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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In a spirited address to the nation, President Trump announced his plans to increase the moon by 800% and called for the execution of the California Raisins.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Humiliate them all. They deserve to look like the fools they are.
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.

Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Tua Turndaclipboardova #FinsUp
[Schefter] A major move in Miami: the Dolphins are benching QB Tua Tagovailoa and turning to Quinn Ewers as their new starting QB, per sources.

Ewers’ first start comes Sunday vs. the Bengals. x.com/adamschefter...
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The chyron makes this even dumber
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trump calls women “piggy” - I sleep

Trump shits on Rob Reiner’s grave - REAL SHIT
Trump Said Something Ugly Enough That Even Republicans Are Upset - Slate
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is insane. Republicans are going to get us into yet ANOTHER useless war.
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
People are lying to themselves if they think this doesn’t happen. Even when I worked at a college I knew every exit route of every building I frequented.
Each semester I go in my classroom and I try to figure out what we would use to block the doors, if it would be safe to crawl out the windows, where we could hide if there was a mass shooter in campus. It’s such an indictment of this country how we have normalized these preventable tragedies.
December 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The president interrupted his Christmas remarks because he was confused about whether or not the woman five feet in front of him was his daughter who, he has repeatedly said in public, he would very much like to fuck.

Anyway, Merry Christmas!
Trump gets distracted by a woman in the crowd he says looks like Ivanka and has her turn for the cameras
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Jesus Christ he has no class, no decorum, no morals, no charisma, no intelligence, no nothing.
High-end brothel aesthetic.
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
These fuckers were pinning the Star of David to their shirts during COVID restrictions and now they’re telling everyone to carry papers or risk being renditioned to god knows where. Fuck these cretins.
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Temu Goebbels and his crew of sentient slime are unreachable fanatics who need to be banished from public life forever
NEW: A legal group founded by Stephen Miller filed a federal complaint this week against the NFL's San Francisco 49ers, calling for investigation into discrimination arising from DEI. The complaint names Head Coach Kyle Shanahan and says "merit is apparently tossed aside for woke ideology."
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Imagine admiring such a little bitch
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?

TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dude got posterized by a man on the AARP mailing list
Holy Hell LeBron
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Woman who’s made a career inciting death threats against her political enemies now cries about death threats against her. Cry me a river.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
People 100 years from now are going to look back at the last 10 years and question what the fuck was wrong with us
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Movie theaters will be the next third space to be destroyed by unchecked capitalism. The isolation of the American citizen is accelerating and plays a large part in why our politics are the way they are right now.
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM