The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

This is what you need to eat if you want to become a better gamer.

Never done one of these before, not really a robot enjoyer. Why the fuck sone of these pieces gotta be so small 😭

me, about to listen to a bruce willis record

Here's the thing, yes, it is dark and cold this time of the year. But that makes gettin cozy all the more wonderful

THE CHILD HAS GAINED THE ABILITY TO LIE WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE HE'S NOT EVEN 18 MONTHS WE'RE SO COOKED

Neil banging out the tunes ~