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@thirdeblue.bsky.social
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It's simple, I'll just ally myself with a bunch of backstabbers so they'll stab everyone in the back for me. Then all I've gotta do is stab THEM in the back. They'll never see it coming. My power will last forever.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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“People in MN had hand warmers!” you absolute fucking imbeciles
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Hilarious reviews
January 20, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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literally the villain in every movie ever
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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They definitely have no clue about studs.
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Ice, poetically unaware of snow tires
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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ICE is killing American citizens the right way.

by Ezra Klein
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Chris Murphy: "Over and over again we have seen these warmongering neocons, many of which have influence in this White House, cheerlead us into war under the guise of removing a very bad man. That ends up getting a lot of Americans killed."
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Media: DOJ released a trove of Epstein files.

The so called trove:
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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trans kids should have access to healthcare. same as cis kids. ANYTHING that their parents and doctors think would have a positive impact. Not complicated.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The notion that people born in the United States who can be drafted into the armed forces and imprisoned for federal crimes committed here aren’t “subject to the jurisdiction” of the United States is patently absurd.
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.

We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.

We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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🇺🇸 Soccer...boring? NEVER!

🚨MLS IS Changing To European Style Calendar🚨

#DotTheMap

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MLS IS Changing To European Style Calendar
YouTube video by Morning Kickaround
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November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.

Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.
October 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Hold up, the Catholic Church has pageantry? When did this happen?
October 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Pharmacists who recommend homeopathy should be willing to accept as payment envelopes that once contained money.

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October 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM