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A serious of poisonous plants
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Hey the new hellsite looks familiar.

I make soothing YouTube videos for these trying times. https://youtube.com/@whiskeydollplays
I was just blessed by Spencer LaJoye in concert. They emotionally destroyed me on this, the week of record panic attacks. 10/10 incredibly talented.
October 8, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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I need a lot more parenting or I won’t learn how to hunt or go south for the winter
July 17, 2023 at 1:16 AM
You have probably heard of space bears and think they are tardigrades. WRONG! Koala is from Neptune and he has come to HUG. I verified this with my 3 year old astronaut. He commented "bargh!" Which is an untranslatable space bear word.
July 16, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Willow, the Korean immigrant in Hawaii, from the book I just read, The Picture Bride
July 13, 2023 at 12:52 AM
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July 7, 2023 at 4:44 PM
I missed this day in med school. What could this possibly mean?
July 7, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Nothing connects me to my animal nature quite like smelling my toddlers hair when he comes back from preschool. He smells different at the end of the day and I have a primal need to snuggle until he smells like home again.
July 3, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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This new version of Narnia is very sketch
Denver Airport has the best smelling bathrooms. Like stepping into an ancient pine glade where the elfkind wait.
July 3, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Toddler facts(tm) facts as told by my toddler.

It's raining and the spiders and bugs are all wet. (This is sad)

Daddy is a zebra. Mommy is a zebra. Lots of people at the store are zebras.

Bambi toy prefers to be upside down when riding in a pocket.
July 1, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Why is my toddler mad at me today?

Princess marshmallow (unicorn) doesn't like her breakfast (a sunflower shaped candle)

The first tile he flipped in memory was not the Perry the Platypus tile. (It was 'blue hat duck')

He can't have more than two servings of strawberry yoghurt for one meal.
June 29, 2023 at 12:37 PM
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June 28, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads
June 19, 2023 at 9:39 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/4QwPXgw0700?feature=share

We Stan intersex lobster! Cool mutation. Generally they aren't able to breed though they can carry eggs.
June 28, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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Y'all raised your kids to go play outside but my lazy Fortnite parenting means my kid is ready for this fucking climate apocalypse already, joke's on you
June 27, 2023 at 8:18 PM
Why is my toddler mad at me today?

He isn't allowed to eat Chicken nuggets frozen.

The snail didn't want to play cars.

His toy cars do not stack nicely into a pyramid.

The wind up toy walked off the table.
June 27, 2023 at 8:53 PM
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I’d like to revisit this picture of a dingo biting an unsuspecting person on the ass, as I was unable to devote adequate attention to it earlier in light of geopolitical crisis
June 26, 2023 at 2:45 PM