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Just a reminder that Rubio promised to deport immigrants and visa holders who criticized Charlie Kirk.
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Phlebotomist and I had been riffing for 30 mins earlier and then she stuck me, there was a 2 count, and she then said "Do you know your shirt is on backwards?"
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
(anywhere at all) "Not for me!"
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Leslie Lee died that's insane
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Let’s send him up on the next SpaceX Starship launch.
It's full steam ahead for NASA, according to Sean Duffy, the agency's acting administrator. During an internal employee town hall, Duffy warned of "letting safety be the enemy of progress" when it comes to winning the space race, according to a recording obtained by NBC News.
Interim NASA head tells agency that it will beat China back to the moon
Acting NASA administrator Sean Duffy also told agency employees not to let "safety be the enemy of progress."
nbcnews.to
September 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
so the 2025 tesla Y has grok ai. several available modes including assistant, doctor, therapist, and also "unhinged" and "sexy." I heard the "unhinged" mode. I never, ever, ever want to hear the "sexy" mode.
September 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
this place kind of feels like a marlboro ultra light
September 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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“Your Honor, I have eaten bugs before”
This absolutely unhinged exchange is a lawyer for the Texas AG's office arguing that it's totally fine for there to be bugs crawling around in prison food.

Amazing stuff.
June 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Not that it makes this suck any less, but...
USPS announced this right before the end of Biden's term, and that most of them were VERA targeted. The 10k has nothing to do with the DOuchGE agreement.

apnews.com/article/us-p...
March 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Not much, mostly listening to young buck and fighting a fight of cat piss I never asked for yet conquered so there
March 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Okay why the hell is Elon Musk even in a fire command center getting a briefing in the first place?
👇🏽WATCH Elon repeatedly try to get this firefighter to back up his political attacks and blame a water shortage, but the firefighter reiterates the amount of water they needed was unrealistic for the system
January 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Forgot that airbnb initially existed as a room rental type of thing
January 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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The Social Network is a bad movie that misunderstands the real problem with Facebook. There I said it
January 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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The idea that we'd replace 1.5 billion internal combustion cars with 1.5 billion lithium ion battery EV's always seemed absurd to me from a climate solution perspective
January 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Once again getting worked up with the general obsession over unnaturally white teeth and referring to it as "nazi shit"
January 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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if you liked Archers of Loaf and Fountains of Wayne, then you'll love...
December 16, 2024 at 1:51 PM
(sweating, on enough k to service a central florida horse farm, shaking) uhm it is not "based" to kill a ceo
December 6, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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“Sorry”
February 25, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
The void left is...ooof...being filled I guess
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Nubby the raccoon seems to be learning to recognize his name
November 21, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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(guy with a pathological need to be liked by every single person he encounters) it would be a good idea to post on social media
July 1, 2024 at 6:27 PM