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Jeremy Tice

@tice.me

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Senior Engineer for MongoDB, board game enthusiast, Yankee fan, worship leader, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Probably other descriptors, but I've gotta keep an air of mystery, right? Twitter: @jetpacmonkey Mastodon: @[email protected]

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · Nov 18

I've seen a bunch of these interests lists, so I'll hop on so I show up in the right feeds!

- Baseball, especially Yankees, with a preference for advanced analytics and sabermetrics
- Watching pro Rocket League #RLCS
- Home Automation
- Music production/performance
- Board games
- Christian

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1h

Certainly can't pin this one on Judge

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1h

I'm ready to be done with Boone. Still pretty impressed with Cashman though. He had a lot of pickups this year that have worked out so much better than I thought possible. Bednar, Caballero, Grisham, Bellinger, Fried, even Devin Williams seemed to figure it out again late.

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1h

I mean they're not gonna win, I get that, but also... I dunno maybe I'm just annoyed too

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1h

Yankees came back from 6-1 just yesterday, like I get they look bad but can we please save the doomer stuff until after the game is over?

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 2h

Something to be said for Toronto's bat to ball skills vs Boston's, too

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 2h

So why did Boone go back to starting Volpe over Caballero again?

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Mitch @mgmcconeghey.bsky.social · 23h

Y'know what the worst thing is about Vladimir Guerrero Jr.?

He's just so goddamn likeable that I can't hate him, no matter how much I want to. It's infuriating.

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 23h

Bednar inducing a groundball and Caballero making a great play for the last out. Fitting that it'd be those two, gotta be two of the best deadline acquisitions Cashman's made in ages.

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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 1d

Wild note from @slangsonsports.bsky.social & @andrewsimonmlb.bsky.social

Judge's home run is MLB's first since at least 2008 (when pitch tracking started), that was off a pitch that fast and that far inside

James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 1d

on the Aaron Judge home run off the pole:

99.7 MPH is the fastest pitch he's ever hit for a homer

1.2 feet is the furthest-inside pitch he's ever hit for a homer

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1d

Having 6/6 guys reach against you can do that. Although I guess that's technically 6/7 now, he's cured!

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1d

I would listen to any random fan in the stands over John Smoltz, just give one of them a mic

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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 1d

Aaron Judge is hitting .524 with a 1.345 OPS in the postseason. The Yankees may still get bounced tonight but he’s been the least of their problems

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1d

Hon...

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1d

Do the kids not know about The Hague?

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 1d

today seems like a things-fall-apart-the-center-cannot-hold sorta day so how about a timeline cleanse for you? this is absolutely the best thing you will watch at least this week

(via Matt Storer on IG)

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1d

a gingerbread man is laying on a baking sheet and says you 're a monster

Alt: a gingerbread man is laying on a baking sheet and says you're a monster

media.tenor.com

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1d

The McElroys have conditioned me to be on the lookout for these things

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 1d

Listening to @sorenbowie.bsky.social and @danielobrien.bsky.social talk about how they don't have a website and think they should probably have one, and losing my mind that this somehow isn't a setup for a Squarespace ad

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Doctor Logic @saraluckelman.bsky.social · 1d

A fascinating read.

Nome @nome.bsky.social · 1d

A life update: this wound up paying off. I'm still applying to several jobs that are hopefully careers, but I've got my survival needs covered by a job at the airport that I'm apparently pretty good at.

And instead of being in an office alone, which was driving me mad, I see 20k people a day.

Nome @nome.bsky.social · Aug 12

There is a line around this building to get to the line entrance to wait to get into this job fair.

At the airport. For airport jobs.

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 2d

Unreasonably good, and if I knew more than like two things about UK politics I'd probably like it even more

Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social · 8d

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

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Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 2d

ABS zone isn't going to match the on-screen one?

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 2d

At any given moment, Seiya Suzuki has 6 to 8 knives, and is also standing right behind you

Jeremy Tice @tice.me · 2d

Craig, you had very different grandmas than me. Which seems to be a theme with any stories about your family history! Maybe my family's just hiding all the crazy stories from me...