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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · Dec 22

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says, "don't worry, my treatment is to die for," and shoots him twice in the head. Excellent work, 47.

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Liam Jeffries @sorathecyclist.bsky.social · 6h

This is the absolute dream challenger to Jeffries. Please, please, please let this happen.

Free Parking 🚘 @free-parking.bsky.social · 9h

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries

Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)

www.axios.com

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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 7h

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 6h

You can tell it’s October when ppl start spreading drug sadism myths about expensive drugs given for free to school-age children, since children usually have the means to purchase more drugs…

Anyways, we actually know pretty definitively that “fentanyl-laced marijuana” isn’t a thing & never will be

Post
The Dank Informer & @TheDankInformer
X.com
Franklin County deputies seized 8 lbs of fentanyl-laced marijuana targeting kids

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 6h

This is god-tier trolling

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 6h

I don't identify as a wife guy but this is a strong argument for it

Virginia @hatfield.bsky.social · 15h

babe one of them is literally your middle name

Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 17h

I literally don't know my paternal grandparents' *names* but, yes, I know everybody in the MU with the last name "Summers"

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 9h

Right there with you, buddy (unfortunately)

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Lux Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 12h

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 11h

"flags are magic because when you burn them it makes crowd go crazy"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 11h

These thirty seconds show a scandal of unbelievable proportion and it might as well never have happened. Just sucked into the vacuum of history immediately. I can't dwell on it or I'll go crazy.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

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ChristopherE @christopher664023.bsky.social · 11h

Assolini’s lacky Lutnick comes out today saying Canada will not be allowed to have an auto industry. (We have had a shared industry with the USA for over 100 years.). It was never about fentanyl. It’s always been about domination.

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 17h

cannot overstate the degree to which conservatives truly believe 99% of the population are exactly 100% like them and how much that informs their political views

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 18h

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 17h

(to be fair my paternal grandparents died before I was born and my dad isn't the type to tell stories about them)

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 17h

I literally don't know my paternal grandparents' *names* but, yes, I know everybody in the MU with the last name "Summers"

The Onion @theonion.com · 17h

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 17h

Schiphol is a really well-organized airport, so that'll help a lot.

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 17h

#TheTwen2ie5 day 8:

"Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan (2024)

speaking of rockin' lesbian fuck-songs, etc

Chappell Roan - Good Luck, Babe! (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by andre’s archive

www.youtube.com

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Virginia @hatfield.bsky.social · 18h

growing up on a farm you learn pretty quickly to listen for the hum to make sure the electric fence around the pig yard is on

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

in my opinion, i think animal rights folks should not focus on their glittering personalities when trying to convince people not to eat pigs

i have been chased by a 400 pound sow before and this did not make me think "ah, what a sweet and innocent creature"

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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 1d

I am now on Tubu. I've moved to Heebee. I signed up for Poodee with invite codes. I'm literally on Dippy. You can find me on Weeno. Dude, I just moved to Gumpy. I'm a Pheebo girl. I'm on Poob. at me on Poob. You can Poob me.

Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 2d

Leave Twitter for Bluesky. Leave Bluesky for Mastodon. Leave Mastodon for Klerb. Leave Klerb for Chunk. Leave Chunk for Goobus. Leave Goobus f

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕒 @hawthorn-embers.bsky.social · 1d

Me theory is that it’s the pineapple and ham combo that people don’t like, pineapple and pepperoni SLAPS. With some spicy banana peppers too? So good.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

I am a fan of pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeño pizza, and I will never feel shame about this.

👻Josh D. S. 2 On the Boo 👻 @matrixman124.hellthread.vet · 1d

I've gotten some shit for liking pepperoni and pineapple

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t feel bad about eating lamb because it’s basically only slightly more ethically fraught than eating a potato, sentience-wise.

Brian Anderson @bganderson.bsky.social · 1d

My farm-working friend is sure that if a sheep can find a way to kill itself, it will. He places them at the low end of the agricultural intelligence scale, just below barley.

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 1d

Yes but this is mostly because cats are pickier eaters (mostly serious)

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 1d

Cheap jar pesto, spread over piece of bread, under broiler on high for two to three minutes. Cheese optional (but not really).

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 1d

#TheTwen2ie5 day 7:

"What I Want" by MUNA (2022)

the 2020s have been a renaissance for rockin' lesbian fuck-songs and this is a stellar example thereof

MUNA - What I Want (Official Video)

YouTube video by MunaVEVO

www.youtube.com

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 1d

today seems like a things-fall-apart-the-center-cannot-hold sorta day so how about a timeline cleanse for you? this is absolutely the best thing you will watch at least this week

(via Matt Storer on IG)

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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 1d

Greta Thunberg is obviously a heroic person by any measure, she is quite obviously the kind of person who any decent society would hope they see their reflection in. It is remarkable how cruelty is so common place that people will openly hate her, and in really vicious ways, with no shame.

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