Tim Kimber
@timkimber.bsky.social
Sub-editor by day. Author by night. Dead by dawn.
I collect records, build furniture, and read books.
I collect records, build furniture, and read books.
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
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And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
I cannot stand [football team]'s insufferable fans, always hoping their team will win. So deluded!
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I cannot stand [football team]'s insufferable fans, always hoping their team will win. So deluded!
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If a British person responds to your opinion with a jaunty 'Fair enough!' then the conversation is over and they think you're a prick.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
If a British person responds to your opinion with a jaunty 'Fair enough!' then the conversation is over and they think you're a prick.
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The only use of generative AI I’ll allow is this guy’s videos, where he’s having trouble directing “actors” to stop being weird. (They’re better on IG but that platform doesn’t want you sharing links outside of the app)
youtu.be/AEbqJj2hIjg
youtu.be/AEbqJj2hIjg
Director Auditions AI Actor
YouTube video by Cream Sketch Comedy
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The only use of generative AI I’ll allow is this guy’s videos, where he’s having trouble directing “actors” to stop being weird. (They’re better on IG but that platform doesn’t want you sharing links outside of the app)
youtu.be/AEbqJj2hIjg
youtu.be/AEbqJj2hIjg
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Just noticed that Channel 4 has Anna and the Apocalypse available for free. It's the Scottish Christmas zombie musical comedy you didn't know you needed. It's seriously fun.
youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA?...
youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA?...
ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE Official Trailer (2018)
YouTube video by Orion Pictures
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Just noticed that Channel 4 has Anna and the Apocalypse available for free. It's the Scottish Christmas zombie musical comedy you didn't know you needed. It's seriously fun.
youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA?...
youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA?...
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beat rachel reeves - devalue your 2 million pound house by spraying PAEDO LIVES HERE on the front of it
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
beat rachel reeves - devalue your 2 million pound house by spraying PAEDO LIVES HERE on the front of it
take all the money that would have gone on mansion tax and spend it all on a keeping a perpetually burning car on the driveway
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
take all the money that would have gone on mansion tax and spend it all on a keeping a perpetually burning car on the driveway
Step aside Florida Man, it's…
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Step aside Florida Man, it's…
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
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Writing today on @filmstories.bsky.social about Zach Cregger’s BARBARIAN, which contains some dark truths about familial abuse under the horror theatrics.
filmstories.co.uk/features/bar...
filmstories.co.uk/features/bar...
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Writing today on @filmstories.bsky.social about Zach Cregger’s BARBARIAN, which contains some dark truths about familial abuse under the horror theatrics.
filmstories.co.uk/features/bar...
filmstories.co.uk/features/bar...
Wife and I have got a pot luck of Christmas movies going – either stuff we haven't seen, or those we've not seen for a few years...
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wife and I have got a pot luck of Christmas movies going – either stuff we haven't seen, or those we've not seen for a few years...
Ruined
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ruined
Are any of you lot on Letterboxd? Just started an account and know like 4 people on there…
boxd.it/h49Xt
boxd.it/h49Xt
timkimber’s profile
timkimber uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 508 films watched. Favorites: White Men Can't Jump (1992), Raising Arizona (1987), Project A Part II (1987), Akira (1988).
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November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Are any of you lot on Letterboxd? Just started an account and know like 4 people on there…
boxd.it/h49Xt
boxd.it/h49Xt
"Hey, so, did you have a normal night out, or...?"
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November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Hey, so, did you have a normal night out, or...?"
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On Medium, Rachel Dvorak reviewed THE RUNNING MAN medium.com/framerated/t...
The Running Man (2025) — camp and grit combined in a surprisingly poignant film
A man joins a game show in which contestants, allowed to go anywhere in the world, are pursued by “hunters” hired to kill them.
medium.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
On Medium, Rachel Dvorak reviewed THE RUNNING MAN medium.com/framerated/t...
Seeing people use ChatGPT in the comments of football reporting, FFS. Is it so hard to have an opinion of your own? Why contribute at all, if it's not from your mind? Why take the time to have a conversation at all? It's all just pretend
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Seeing people use ChatGPT in the comments of football reporting, FFS. Is it so hard to have an opinion of your own? Why contribute at all, if it's not from your mind? Why take the time to have a conversation at all? It's all just pretend
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Super Flans!
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Super Flans!
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I reviewed a rigorous, demystifying new biography of Tupac Shakur
www.newstatesman.com/culture/book...
www.newstatesman.com/culture/book...
Tupac Shakur: lion or loser?
The mythologised rapper was a natural shapeshifter – who no one ever truly got to know
www.newstatesman.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I reviewed a rigorous, demystifying new biography of Tupac Shakur
www.newstatesman.com/culture/book...
www.newstatesman.com/culture/book...
At least it'll be a BENDY banana republic, thanks to Brexit!
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
At least it'll be a BENDY banana republic, thanks to Brexit!
Everyone says comics are a great introduction for kids to get into reading books, but conversely comics have helped my bookish 6-year-old get into drawing (specifically making @jamiesmart.bsky.social style comic strips)
Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Everyone says comics are a great introduction for kids to get into reading books, but conversely comics have helped my bookish 6-year-old get into drawing (specifically making @jamiesmart.bsky.social style comic strips)
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This reminds me of the time some kids broke into my car and left a note on the seat telling me that it was shit
The brutal reality of life as an Android owner in London: First you’re shocked as you’re mugged. Then you’re humiliated as the thief returns the device. www.londoncentric.media/p/london-pho...
"Don't want no Samsung"
Plus: Scroll down to see what might be the strangest new artwork in the capital and read more on our investigations into the capital's landlords.
www.londoncentric.media
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This reminds me of the time some kids broke into my car and left a note on the seat telling me that it was shit
My RE teacher in Year 7 used to tell us that quote about more evidence of Jesus than Julius Caesar – because she was a Christian and trying to make believers of us
I always wondered what the Jesus evidence they claimed actually was – besides, probably, "the Bible"
I always wondered what the Jesus evidence they claimed actually was – besides, probably, "the Bible"
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My RE teacher in Year 7 used to tell us that quote about more evidence of Jesus than Julius Caesar – because she was a Christian and trying to make believers of us
I always wondered what the Jesus evidence they claimed actually was – besides, probably, "the Bible"
I always wondered what the Jesus evidence they claimed actually was – besides, probably, "the Bible"