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Tim Kimber

@timkimber.bsky.social

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Sub-editor by day. Author by night. Dead by dawn. I collect records, build furniture, and read books.

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 10h

Now listening to Travis Biggs' Solar Funk, the Record Store Day 2024 reissue – which sounds delicious. Particular favourite is Tibetian Serenity, with its dope bass lines and chill grooves

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Oh the humanity!!

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 2d

BBC really burying the lede there

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 3d

Whingers, damnit

Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 3d

End of Days 2: Definitely This Time

Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 3d

The right cannot win when they are this petty. And they are always, always, petty little wingers, always

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 3d

"Jurors found Sean Dunn not guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge on Thursday in federal court in D.C."

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.

www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...

DC ‘sandwich guy' found not guilty of assault after throwing sub at federal agent

A man charged with assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent calls it an act of protest. Prosecutors are trying to prove that it was a federal crime. Jurors heard attorneys’ opening statement...

www.nbcwashington.com

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 4d

PROGRESS

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 6d

Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts

Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 4d

Get an eye-patch, ruffle his hair, job's a goodun!

Zaphod Beeblebrox from the 1980s TV show of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, with two heads and three arms

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 4d

I might buy this and make a Zaphod Beeblebrox costume

(I love that I can still spell Zaphod Beeblebrox without looking it up)

Gavin Hogg @wholehogg.bsky.social · 4d

Elvis - or Noel Fielding?

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 5d

Shaq promised not to do a face, and yet...

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 5d

Buddy! Get yourself uBlock Origin, and forget about these intrusions forever

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 5d

Tom Cruise in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "that sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?"

Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "a little bit is coming out the bottom"

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 5d

Mr White in Reservoir Dogs admonishing his colleagues' lack of empathy regarding actors getting work on The Bill.

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Iain Clark @iainjclarkart.com · 5d

Rachel Reeves here looking like a Cut Scene from Command & Conquer.

Rachel Reeves at a lectern in front of a wood-panelled wall and two huge British flags. The lectern has a red sign: "Strong Foundations / Secure Future". A red bbc news chyron reads "The Budget"

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 6d

Had my head kicked in outside a club in Bournemouth after a bloke inside asked me "Are you looking at my pint?", so this checks out

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Banger

Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 7d

MORTAL KOMBAT!!

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 9d

Oh nice, that sounds like a laugh – I like that bookshop. I'll be in the area trick or treating lol

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Chris Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 9d

I ran a Q&A with Lisa and Louise Burns, AKA the Grady Twins from The Shining last night (after a screening in a bar on a double-decker bus!) and got to chat to them after - they're absolutely lovely.

Me with the Burns Twins (the Grady Twins from The Shining) outside a double decker bus bar called Ludos.

The Burns Twins in The Shining in the corridor scene.

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 9d

Hey, welcome to Wood Green! I wish I'd known about this event, damn it, looks fun!

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 10d

Watching the BBC micro series Inside Cinema (which I love) and reminded of this glorious moment when Olivia Colman won her Best Actress Oscar, and astonished at how thoroughly this woman can evoke my completely masculine tears just by being awkward and lovely

youtu.be/YUytvAg_hE4?...

Olivia Colman Wins Best Actress for 'The Favourite' | 91st Oscars (2019)

YouTube video by Oscars

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Tim Kimber @timkimber.bsky.social · 10d

Finger literaturely on the pulse