Tim Mullaney
@timmullaney.bsky.social
Dad, husband, hoops nut, theater nerd, cancer survivor. You can lead a horse's ass to Twitter but you can't make him think.
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The cartoon forgets to mention crypto
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The cartoon forgets to mention crypto
It also underperforms three of Biden’s four years ànd his four year average from Election Day 2020 through 2024. And the second year of presidential terms is usually the toughest, so let’s guess what’s coming
Context you rarely hear: global stocks are up about 30% over the past year. U.S. stocks? Around 18%. That means American investors underperformed the world by about 12 percentage points, even while headlines called it a “fantastic year.”
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It also underperforms three of Biden’s four years ànd his four year average from Election Day 2020 through 2024. And the second year of presidential terms is usually the toughest, so let’s guess what’s coming
In other words, as successful as Trump wine, casinos, hotels, golf courses, clothing, university, airlines, and much more has been for 40 years. Being followed by Trump media ànd Trump Fake Money. Trump ICE, Trump Covid, Trump Health Care etc
We’re shocked shocked to see failure going on here
We’re shocked shocked to see failure going on here
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
In other words, as successful as Trump wine, casinos, hotels, golf courses, clothing, university, airlines, and much more has been for 40 years. Being followed by Trump media ànd Trump Fake Money. Trump ICE, Trump Covid, Trump Health Care etc
We’re shocked shocked to see failure going on here
We’re shocked shocked to see failure going on here
She Looks Hungary
A ruling with an unchecked iron fist, is the actual definition of an authoritarian.
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
She Looks Hungary
Um. Bullshit. A lie so obvious even Bartiromo appears to Get it
Then why don’t they build them off the coast of Venezuela & steal the electricity they produce?
Burgum: "Today we're sending notifications to the 5 large offshore wind projects that are under construction that their leases will be suspended due to national security concerns ... the Dept of War has come back conclusively that these large offshore wind programs create radar interference"
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Um. Bullshit. A lie so obvious even Bartiromo appears to Get it
Trump has always existed. He was named Buchanan, and Lindbergh, ànd Wallace, and Andrew Johnson. Among many others
IMAGINE IF TRUMP DIDN'T EXIST.
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Trump has always existed. He was named Buchanan, and Lindbergh, ànd Wallace, and Andrew Johnson. Among many others
There is literally no argument Àll Thar aca fid not slow healthcare inflation. Nonsense. No future invites for Lsnkford
Fun fact: It’s easy to keep premiums low when you only have to insure healthy people.
LANKFORD: In 2010, before Obamacare kicked in, the normal healthcare premium was $215.
HUNT: Right. But insurance companies could refuse to cover you for a preexisting condition
LANKFORD: That's true.
HUNT: Right. But insurance companies could refuse to cover you for a preexisting condition
LANKFORD: That's true.
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There is literally no argument Àll Thar aca fid not slow healthcare inflation. Nonsense. No future invites for Lsnkford
That’s literally the amount of willing around cash Nowm had in her when he purse got lifted. So it’s not really much. But it’s enough to be mysterious considering that she never made as much as $200k until this year but I digress
I personally would be happy to make the same offer to her.
“If you voluntarily want to go home now… we will give you $3,000," Kristi Noem stated.
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
That’s literally the amount of willing around cash Nowm had in her when he purse got lifted. So it’s not really much. But it’s enough to be mysterious considering that she never made as much as $200k until this year but I digress
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I’m going be clear:
Trump is a pedophile and should be arrested. Bill Clinton is a pedophile and should be arrested. Anyone in those files SHOULD BE ARRESTED.
Trump is a pedophile and should be arrested. Bill Clinton is a pedophile and should be arrested. Anyone in those files SHOULD BE ARRESTED.
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Such a loss to scholarship
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Such a loss to scholarship
That’s a year of college. Two àt àn in state school
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That’s a year of college. Two àt àn in state school
My straight son is a theater kid (BFA 2023). We own it. Not as if the accounting majors are more interesting.
Rather like Aibsmacare, which the same dummies thought was an effective insult once upon a time
Rather like Aibsmacare, which the same dummies thought was an effective insult once upon a time
This credulous NYTimes article makes exactly one reference, near the end, to what everybody with a brain knows Republicans mean when they say "theater kid."
It means gay, effeminate, unmanly. Toxic masculinity isn't subtle or novel (or interesting), it's always the same crap again and again.
It means gay, effeminate, unmanly. Toxic masculinity isn't subtle or novel (or interesting), it's always the same crap again and again.
December 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My straight son is a theater kid (BFA 2023). We own it. Not as if the accounting majors are more interesting.
Rather like Aibsmacare, which the same dummies thought was an effective insult once upon a time
Rather like Aibsmacare, which the same dummies thought was an effective insult once upon a time
I’ll give you $22.16 To study that.
I do think a weird phenomenon that needs to be studied is how the Packers turn even the best Bears players and coaches into drooling idiots.
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ll give you $22.16 To study that.
The files are in the basement àt Comet Pizza
This should call down the conspirscy theorists apnews.com/article/rele...
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
apnews.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The files are in the basement àt Comet Pizza
I call bullshit. Everyone knows MAGAs don’t read
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I call bullshit. Everyone knows MAGAs don’t read
Trumpers do their usual job of due diligence
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trumpers do their usual job of due diligence
Was senile even then, Jake.
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Was senile even then, Jake.
Worked so well for President Phil Gramm.
Ailing wannabe dictator yelling at his people and insisting that they're getting richer and safer when all the evidence demonstrates the opposite.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Worked so well for President Phil Gramm.
Pathetic that Trump is trying to sell tariffs based on sentiment àbout veterans—the last refuge of scoundrels who never served.
Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen
Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Pathetic that Trump is trying to sell tariffs based on sentiment àbout veterans—the last refuge of scoundrels who never served.
Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen
Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen
When Mr Trump is a damn fool, as well as a liar, racist, fraud ànd would be dictator
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
When Mr Trump is a damn fool, as well as a liar, racist, fraud ànd would be dictator
His podcast schedule is uninterrupted
BREAKING MS NOW:
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI’s No. 2 quietly tells colleagues he’s moving on
Controversial deputy director has cleared out his office, sources tell MS NOW.
www.ms.now
December 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
His podcast schedule is uninterrupted
An embarrassment to @catholicuniversity.bsky.social law school. Revoke his degree!
COMMISSIONER GOMEZ: “.. No edit to a website can erase the long-standing congressional intent to create a multiparty, independent regulatory agency like the FCC that is accountable to Congress and the American people, not the whims of the White House.”
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
An embarrassment to @catholicuniversity.bsky.social law school. Revoke his degree!
For people who complain ànd complain that you’re not allowed to talk about folks’ intellectual impairments, Trumpers say ànd do a litany of really dumb things
The Trump administration wants to supplement taxpayers’ contributions to newborn stock market accounts by soliciting donations from some of the nation’s wealthiest people and corporations, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent announced.
Administration asks the ultra-wealthy for ‘Trump accounts’ donations
The Trump administration announced plans to supplement taxpayers’ contributions to new born savings accounts by soliciting donations from some of the nation’s wealthiest individuals and corporations.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For people who complain ànd complain that you’re not allowed to talk about folks’ intellectual impairments, Trumpers say ànd do a litany of really dumb things
Some Evanston cops could have a very candid conversation with Little Man out back
Evanston mayor Daniel Biss:
“I went to talk to Bovino & he, in a very condescending way explained that he was keeping our city safe & I explained that he was making our city dangerous. He talked about violence & I explained that the violence was being caused by ICE & CBP”
“I went to talk to Bovino & he, in a very condescending way explained that he was keeping our city safe & I explained that he was making our city dangerous. He talked about violence & I explained that the violence was being caused by ICE & CBP”
Federal agents, including CBP Commander Bovino, back in Evanston Wednesday - Evanston RoundTable
U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino and federal agents were in at least two places in Evanston on Wednesday morning and reportedly took several
evanstonroundtable.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Some Evanston cops could have a very candid conversation with Little Man out back