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A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
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A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
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January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
BREAKING
A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
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A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
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This was also what Charles Manson was saying before his arrest. Almost word for word.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
This was also what Charles Manson was saying before his arrest. Almost word for word.
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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“If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency should end.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency should end.”
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"The new billboards are designed to inform troops of legal resources … 'The [Southern Command] strikes … represent the most blatantly illegal act that this administration has had the military carry out.'"
taskandpurpose.com/news/vet-group-billboards-caribbean-strikes/
taskandpurpose.com/news/vet-group-billboards-caribbean-strikes/
Billboards outside US Southern Command urge troops not to 'break the law’ in Caribbean strikes
“Don’t let them make you break the law,” reads a billboard along the road to U.S. Southern Command, one of several set up by veterans.
taskandpurpose.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"The new billboards are designed to inform troops of legal resources … 'The [Southern Command] strikes … represent the most blatantly illegal act that this administration has had the military carry out.'"
taskandpurpose.com/news/vet-group-billboards-caribbean-strikes/
taskandpurpose.com/news/vet-group-billboards-caribbean-strikes/
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i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.
September 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.
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President Stubb on the UN:
No single state should have a veto power.If a member of the Security Council violates the UN Charter,its voting rights should be suspended.I believe that these changes at the top of the UN are necessary in order to maintain the UN's central role in international relations
No single state should have a veto power.If a member of the Security Council violates the UN Charter,its voting rights should be suspended.I believe that these changes at the top of the UN are necessary in order to maintain the UN's central role in international relations
September 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
President Stubb on the UN:
No single state should have a veto power.If a member of the Security Council violates the UN Charter,its voting rights should be suspended.I believe that these changes at the top of the UN are necessary in order to maintain the UN's central role in international relations
No single state should have a veto power.If a member of the Security Council violates the UN Charter,its voting rights should be suspended.I believe that these changes at the top of the UN are necessary in order to maintain the UN's central role in international relations
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I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry, but this really pisses me off.
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry, but this really pisses me off.
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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It’s wrong to murder people. Period. Charlie Kirk should not have died the way he did today.
Charlie Kirk was a horrible hateful human being who continuously spoke of hate for women, black people, gay people, brown people.
Both of these can be true at the same time.
Charlie Kirk was a horrible hateful human being who continuously spoke of hate for women, black people, gay people, brown people.
Both of these can be true at the same time.
September 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It’s wrong to murder people. Period. Charlie Kirk should not have died the way he did today.
Charlie Kirk was a horrible hateful human being who continuously spoke of hate for women, black people, gay people, brown people.
Both of these can be true at the same time.
Charlie Kirk was a horrible hateful human being who continuously spoke of hate for women, black people, gay people, brown people.
Both of these can be true at the same time.
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Alternatively titled "Europe won't even let you incite pogroms against minorities anymore."
September 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Alternatively titled "Europe won't even let you incite pogroms against minorities anymore."
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It's not going to be great to lose lots of US farm production, but this is exactly what loads of people--and according to polling, farm owners themselves--voted for.
People chose to exchange reality for simplistic nostrums about how farm labor works. And well...
www.rawstory.com/farmers-work...
People chose to exchange reality for simplistic nostrums about how farm labor works. And well...
www.rawstory.com/farmers-work...
'This is going to end us': Florida growers warn Trump he's 'killing farming'
The inability of Florida farmers to find Americans willing to work to fill jobs abandoned by immigrants fearful of being taken into custody has some of them stating they will have to cut back on futur...
www.rawstory.com
August 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It's not going to be great to lose lots of US farm production, but this is exactly what loads of people--and according to polling, farm owners themselves--voted for.
People chose to exchange reality for simplistic nostrums about how farm labor works. And well...
www.rawstory.com/farmers-work...
People chose to exchange reality for simplistic nostrums about how farm labor works. And well...
www.rawstory.com/farmers-work...
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I’m sorry, but “territorial concessions” by any democratic nation protecting their sovereignty and their citizens to any invading army seems kinda nuts, as well as contrary to what our US has always believed.
Why is this on the table at all?
Why is this on the table at all?
August 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m sorry, but “territorial concessions” by any democratic nation protecting their sovereignty and their citizens to any invading army seems kinda nuts, as well as contrary to what our US has always believed.
Why is this on the table at all?
Why is this on the table at all?
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I love when Mark gets like this; a good reminder to the rest of us who he is.
Dems want to talk about everything but why people vote the way they do.
Look at NYC. Mamdani is lying his ass off about what he can do. And it's working. He tells people what they want to hear. Just like trump
Look at NYC. Mamdani is lying his ass off about what he can do. And it's working. He tells people what they want to hear. Just like trump
Us Democrats don't have a whole operation for cheating. Because we believe in good-faith elections & governance. But I guess that has to change in this world where US elections have become the gladiatorial games for billionaires & multi-billionaires. How many billions do you need?
August 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love when Mark gets like this; a good reminder to the rest of us who he is.
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It makes sense once you realize that every accusation is a confession.
August 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It makes sense once you realize that every accusation is a confession.
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If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
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O’Leary: If any of you cared about the victims, you wouldn't drag these women back into the limelight… They don’t want you to help them anymore
Cross: How do you know that?
O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?
Cross: No, I would want justice pursued
Cross: How do you know that?
O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?
Cross: No, I would want justice pursued
July 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
O’Leary: If any of you cared about the victims, you wouldn't drag these women back into the limelight… They don’t want you to help them anymore
Cross: How do you know that?
O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?
Cross: No, I would want justice pursued
Cross: How do you know that?
O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?
Cross: No, I would want justice pursued
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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Infamous rapper Azealia Banks mocked a tortured Ukrainian POW’s weight.
You think that’s okay?
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You think that’s okay?
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July 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Infamous rapper Azealia Banks mocked a tortured Ukrainian POW’s weight.
You think that’s okay?
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You think that’s okay?
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THIS IS HUGE! The FIRST 100% effective HIV PrEP drug, Lenacapavir, is APPROVED AND GOING GLOBAL. The makers are providing AFFORDABLE access to the drug in the United States AND beyond, signing ROYALTY-FREE licensing agreements with SIX generic manufacturers to produce AND supply it.
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July 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
THIS IS HUGE! The FIRST 100% effective HIV PrEP drug, Lenacapavir, is APPROVED AND GOING GLOBAL. The makers are providing AFFORDABLE access to the drug in the United States AND beyond, signing ROYALTY-FREE licensing agreements with SIX generic manufacturers to produce AND supply it.
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