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😢 🌙 👦 human after all
I'm worried about our Democrats man, with this and Newsome praising Ronald fucking Reagan, idk if they know who their constituents are
Cutting property taxes for Oregonians affected by wildfires. Canceling planned freeway tolls. Pausing local new taxes in the Portland area. We have to keep going to make life more affordable for Oregonians.
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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tell the children
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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"A Cat's Life - Wonder"
Art by Gerard du Bois

#MenWithCats
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Thinking abt the guy at the weed shop nearby who's gonna be working Christmas day.
Thinking abt making cookies to bring him, idk. Tbd
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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i’m sorry but it’s time that i showed you all the truth
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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when u lose a brain cell after a sneeze
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
👋
Everyone has a friend who would eat the, "We're Alive" cookie.
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Christmas Eve Eve
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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NASA’s SPHEREx space telescope has completed its first infrared map of the entire sky!
This is the most comprehensive spectral view of the infrared sky, with 102 colors (or wavelengths) of infrared light from observations made between May and December 2025.
🧪 ⚛️ 🔭
December 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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"This story doesn't need a sandworm"

This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick).

Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
my ankle STILL HURTS i am so upset
Need to vacuum but need to be off my feet bc my legs hurt . did some walking & shopping yesterday and probably did not wear the most practical shoes for it, plus my ankles have always had pain flare ups. 1+1=pain
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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By the way, it's Taskmaster Champion of Champions day for all who celebrate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rx_...
Champion of Champions 4 - 'Put that on my gravestone.' | Full Episode
YouTube video by Taskmaster
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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poster in the man cave says "what happens in vegas" then a question mark and a guy looking at a slot machine scratching his head
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I know I’m not the first person to say it but the hyper commercialization of the Grinch story is pretty sad and a perfect illustration of the ability of capital to absorb critiques painlessly
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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excited that the sun is reborn
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh worm it just crashed by itself huh wild how cars just do things like that when they aren't even autonomous
December 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I knew a number of kids who went to Interlochen , jfc
I don't think people realize how big a deal Interlochen is in the classical music world for kids. Premier place in the country to spend the summer if you are a band kid. For $25k Epstein was allowed to use it to recruit victims. This scandal touches so many parts of society.
“In that same court document, it is revealed that Epstein took the then 14-year-old to Mar-a-Lago in 1994, where she was introduced to Donald Trump. According to the files, Epstein elbowed Trump playfully asking him, "This is a good one, right?" with Trump smiling and nodding in agreement.”
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
always a little disorienting to learn that some parents fill out FAFSA applications for their kids. but I get disoriented about parents doing their kids laundry (I was responsible for mine from like, age 8 onwards)
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM