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Danny Y
@tisdaniel.bsky.social
he/him | thinking about the vegas sphere
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I am here to inflict mental illness
Ive had sex with seventeen different men since the last time i posted on here
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
ST. PAUL, MN—Making an impassioned plea to his colleagues in an effort to inspire concrete action, Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota publicly called on his fellow Democrats Monday to return his Tupperware at...
theonion.com
March 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Old Man's Son Also Old Man
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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STOP reading books and START drinking paint
February 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Misogyny is really becoming one of the most malevolent forces in politics these days so it's more important than ever to comment "shawty squad goals!" on IG photos of girls you knew in high school
February 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I choose freedom.
January 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Rip jimmy carter you would’ve loved xiao hong shu
December 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.
January 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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aide that doesn’t have the heart to tell him greenland isn’t the bjork one
January 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
LIFE HACK: you can potentially kill anything by feeding it green mystery goop
January 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Rip jimmy carter you would’ve loved xiao hong shu
December 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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me and who
December 28, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Using the half your age plus seven rule to create new age gap discourse
December 26, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Guy who treats christmas branding like its pride month and immediately changes back on 12/26
December 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Your honor my client is too much of an empath to have killed someone
December 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
People dont talk about this but 9/11 really changed the culture
December 25, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
@bigjoel.bsky.social you inspired me. im gonna drop out of law school and become a micro celebrity because of you. I cannot keep wasting my youth like this
December 23, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Every post on Bluesky: The problem with Elon Musk’s coverage of the News strike is that they all talk about Trump and has nothing to do with, you know, actually saving the local library???

Top reply: really makes you think about how capitalism is all about profits and not the local library.
December 23, 2024 at 12:36 AM
“Women be shopping” i tell myself as i slowly shrink into a corn cob
December 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Petting my computer to let it know that i will be back soon to sit on it for 11 hours
December 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Dude imagine how funny dril would’ve been if he was around like, 8 months after 9/11
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM