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k dawg
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interpretive parkour specialist
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I get that we need to talk about politics and serious stuff but there should be a tab on here that takes you to the “non-despair zone” where you can just see pictures of Garfield and shit like that
February 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Republicans want you to hit your kids instead of giving them health care
Senator Tommy Tuberville: We have an attention deficit problem in this country. Attention deficit — when you or I were growing up — our parents didn’t use a drug they used a belt.
January 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Not to second guess the aliens but whenever you’re ready guys.
February 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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if another country was doing this shit to us we would nuke them
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The abject failure of dem leadership to have any plan in place for a thing we knew was going to happen because it was in project 2025 is absolute insanity. Dems need to be doing McConnell 2012 levels of obstruction until this is taken care of. Time for Jeffries and Schumer to resign from leadership.
January 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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i feel like i need to buy a good mouth guard just to check the news these days
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
went to a white elephant party where everyone’s gift had to be something that’s “a burden to own.” I personally feel quite blessed by the gift I ended up with
December 15, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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“Knee surgery” is the hottest meme right now. Specifically the Grinch saying he has knee surgery tomorrow. There are dozens of blinch (blue grinch) knee surgery meme accounts on Instagram. This is what your children are doing
December 2, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
anyone else’s cat enjoy sitting like a human
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 AM
RFK Jr lookalike contest on the date of his confirmation hearing in the senate

Maybe we can trick the senators into confirming some random guy, which would almost surely be a safer bet for the position
November 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Personally I think if our government is going to keep getting filled with reality tv stars then all government processes should be filmed and released as reality tv. The only way for true government transparency!!!
BREAKING

President-elect Trump says he intends on nominating Sean Duffy as Secretary of Transportation.

Duffy served five terms in congress and is now, among other things, a Fox News contributor.

Gen X/elder millennials will recognize Duffy and his wife Rachel from the Real World.
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Omg @aoc.bsky.social can u please help put a stop to this nonsense
With Keir Starmer's team once again advising Dems, I am once again begging Dems to recognize that Starmer:

— got 34% of the vote, the lowest figure ever for a victorious party
— received fewer votes than either of Corbyn's campaigns
— has had his approval drop by 49% since taking office. Yes, 49%
November 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
I think Jake Paul should fight Rudy Giuliani next
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
RFK Jr, while an insane antivaxxer, also wants to open free addiction recovery camps, believes in universal healthcare, and wants to ban bad chemicals/dyes in our food. Which is why I emailed my Republican senator to ask him not to confirm such a woke leftist 🫶

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. wants to send people addicted to antidepressants to government "wellness farms"
The farms will "reparent" them.
www.motherjones.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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Trump is a billionaire. Elon, the guy funding him and running his propaganda network is a billionaire man child.

Dems, I'm begging you, start demonizing billionaires like they do immigrants and trans people. We need a leftist populism that makes people hate the very concept of billionaires.
November 13, 2024 at 2:51 AM