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Yet another twitter refugee.
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All this and now the St. Louis monkeys are on the loose
St. Louis officials are warning residents that several monkeys may be on the loose
"This is the first time we've had a situation dealing with monkeys at large in the city of St. Louis”
"This is the first time we've had a situation dealing with monkeys at large in the city of St. Louis”
Officials still searching for several monkeys loose in north St. Louis
If you have seen the monkeys, please contact Animal Care and Control by calling 314-657-1500.
www.ksdk.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
All this and now the St. Louis monkeys are on the loose
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if I were president I would simply not send in trigger happy thugs to terrorize cities
January 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
if I were president I would simply not send in trigger happy thugs to terrorize cities
Thanks, Amazon, for shipping my underwear in a clear plastic bag.
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Thanks, Amazon, for shipping my underwear in a clear plastic bag.
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Living in America right now feels like that joke "Lawyers react to John Wick" video where they just keep going "That's illegal, that's illegal"
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Living in America right now feels like that joke "Lawyers react to John Wick" video where they just keep going "That's illegal, that's illegal"
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I live in the Dune universe but I'm somewhere else when all that stuff is going on. I have a job and a mortgage. Sometimes I rub synthetic Spice cream on my wrists when they get achey. A Harkonnen once killed three of my cousins with a spear
March 12, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I live in the Dune universe but I'm somewhere else when all that stuff is going on. I have a job and a mortgage. Sometimes I rub synthetic Spice cream on my wrists when they get achey. A Harkonnen once killed three of my cousins with a spear
You know it is really beginning to seem that Trump and co had no coherent reason whatsoever for flagrantly violating international law and kidnapping a foreign head of state, and that they have no follow-up plan in place.
But no, that would be crazy right??
But no, that would be crazy right??
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
You know it is really beginning to seem that Trump and co had no coherent reason whatsoever for flagrantly violating international law and kidnapping a foreign head of state, and that they have no follow-up plan in place.
But no, that would be crazy right??
But no, that would be crazy right??
You know, I'm beginning to think it's possible that I may have underestimated their stupidity.
Trump is senile and his team are mostly idiots, but even they have to know that giving Maduro a fair public trial would be a monumentally stupid idea.
No chance they actually try this.
No chance they actually try this.
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
You know, I'm beginning to think it's possible that I may have underestimated their stupidity.
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
Here's the short version of what I think is going to happen next:
1) Maduro doesn't have a trial; he rots in Guantanamo Bay while becoming a millstone around the neck of American foreign policy.
2) Venezuela spirals into civil war. Extracting oil impossible; occupation unpalatable.
1) Maduro doesn't have a trial; he rots in Guantanamo Bay while becoming a millstone around the neck of American foreign policy.
2) Venezuela spirals into civil war. Extracting oil impossible; occupation unpalatable.
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Here's the short version of what I think is going to happen next:
1) Maduro doesn't have a trial; he rots in Guantanamo Bay while becoming a millstone around the neck of American foreign policy.
2) Venezuela spirals into civil war. Extracting oil impossible; occupation unpalatable.
1) Maduro doesn't have a trial; he rots in Guantanamo Bay while becoming a millstone around the neck of American foreign policy.
2) Venezuela spirals into civil war. Extracting oil impossible; occupation unpalatable.
Now what about Venezuela itself?
Trump claims that the US is going to run things "in partnership" with the Venezuelan people, who are apparently going to be A-OK with us taking their oil to pay for it.
This is obviously stupid.
Trump claims that the US is going to run things "in partnership" with the Venezuelan people, who are apparently going to be A-OK with us taking their oil to pay for it.
This is obviously stupid.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Now what about Venezuela itself?
Trump claims that the US is going to run things "in partnership" with the Venezuelan people, who are apparently going to be A-OK with us taking their oil to pay for it.
This is obviously stupid.
Trump claims that the US is going to run things "in partnership" with the Venezuelan people, who are apparently going to be A-OK with us taking their oil to pay for it.
This is obviously stupid.
So, we apparently the US military has Venezuela's president Maduro and, for some reason, his wife. What to do with them?
Trump and Bondi are making noises like they are going to put them on trial. But let me state the obvious: there is no chance in hell that will happen.
Trump and Bondi are making noises like they are going to put them on trial. But let me state the obvious: there is no chance in hell that will happen.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
So, we apparently the US military has Venezuela's president Maduro and, for some reason, his wife. What to do with them?
Trump and Bondi are making noises like they are going to put them on trial. But let me state the obvious: there is no chance in hell that will happen.
Trump and Bondi are making noises like they are going to put them on trial. But let me state the obvious: there is no chance in hell that will happen.
A couple thoughts on the Venezuela situation:
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A couple thoughts on the Venezuela situation:
If you rent out house-boats to people does that make you a sea lord?
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
If you rent out house-boats to people does that make you a sea lord?
Looking forward to Netflix's next big show, "Weirder Stuff."
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Looking forward to Netflix's next big show, "Weirder Stuff."
Oh yes, the airline has managed to put all us big middle aged guys in one row yet again.
Incredible!
Incredible!
December 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Oh yes, the airline has managed to put all us big middle aged guys in one row yet again.
Incredible!
Incredible!
When you're a large adult male who has chronic pain, flying economy is no picnic, let me tell you.
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you're a large adult male who has chronic pain, flying economy is no picnic, let me tell you.
Time to fly home.
I would really like it if the next dozen or so hours didn't devolve into an endurance test of pain and discomfort.
I would really like it if the next dozen or so hours didn't devolve into an endurance test of pain and discomfort.
December 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Time to fly home.
I would really like it if the next dozen or so hours didn't devolve into an endurance test of pain and discomfort.
I would really like it if the next dozen or so hours didn't devolve into an endurance test of pain and discomfort.
Now they have 3D-printed waffles! Uses batter-injection instead of resin. Can print a full waffle in three minutes or less. Incredible!
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Now they have 3D-printed waffles! Uses batter-injection instead of resin. Can print a full waffle in three minutes or less. Incredible!
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A consensus is emerging.
Doctors Say AI Use Is Almost Certainly Linked to Developing Psychosis
More and more doctors are agreeing that using AI chatbots is linked to the delusional, cases of psychosis.
trib.al
December 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A consensus is emerging.
MAYOR: Okay, so let me get this straight.
The reason giant sinkholes are opening across the city is because you guys built the ENTIRE place on rock and roll?!?
The reason giant sinkholes are opening across the city is because you guys built the ENTIRE place on rock and roll?!?
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
MAYOR: Okay, so let me get this straight.
The reason giant sinkholes are opening across the city is because you guys built the ENTIRE place on rock and roll?!?
The reason giant sinkholes are opening across the city is because you guys built the ENTIRE place on rock and roll?!?
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
In the space of 30 min this afternoon the weather turned from 40s and rain to 20s and blasts of wind and snow. Sent the trampoline in the backyard flying over the fence and onto the car. Nearly froze to death trying to wrangle the thing so it wouldn't fly away again.
An exceptionally Canadian day!
An exceptionally Canadian day!
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
In the space of 30 min this afternoon the weather turned from 40s and rain to 20s and blasts of wind and snow. Sent the trampoline in the backyard flying over the fence and onto the car. Nearly froze to death trying to wrangle the thing so it wouldn't fly away again.
An exceptionally Canadian day!
An exceptionally Canadian day!