Tommy Zaffiri
@tommytonyz.bsky.social
Phish 🐠 Dead 💀 Goose 🪿 KGLW 👑🐔🦎🧙♂️🎸🎶
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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From the Boston Globe: "The shootah’s dead — the shootah’s dead!” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/18/m...
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
From the Boston Globe: "The shootah’s dead — the shootah’s dead!” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/18/m...
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This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This could have been an email.
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Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
It’s never the narcissist’s fault, you know.
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s never the narcissist’s fault, you know.
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This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
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Things we learn:
1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban
2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal
3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants
And much more. Read it.
1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban
2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal
3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants
And much more. Read it.
Greg Bovino’s the star of Trump’s deportation show. We trace his roots.
As a boy, the Hollywood movie “The Border" set the course for his life. He couldn’t believe the Border Patrol agents in the movie were the bad guys. Now that he’s in charge of deportation efforts caus...
chicago.suntimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Things we learn:
1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban
2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal
3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants
And much more. Read it.
1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban
2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal
3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants
And much more. Read it.
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this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
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Breaking NYT:
The Honduran attorney general just announced that he issued an international arrest warrant for the country's former president, Juan Orlando Hernández, who was pardoned by Trump and released from a federal prison in the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/w...
The Honduran attorney general just announced that he issued an international arrest warrant for the country's former president, Juan Orlando Hernández, who was pardoned by Trump and released from a federal prison in the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/w...
Honduran Authorities Issue Arrest Warrant for Ex-President Pardoned by Trump
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Breaking NYT:
The Honduran attorney general just announced that he issued an international arrest warrant for the country's former president, Juan Orlando Hernández, who was pardoned by Trump and released from a federal prison in the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/w...
The Honduran attorney general just announced that he issued an international arrest warrant for the country's former president, Juan Orlando Hernández, who was pardoned by Trump and released from a federal prison in the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/w...
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It's wrong to accuse Pete Hegseth of murder: those two Venezuelans had pre-existing health conditions.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's wrong to accuse Pete Hegseth of murder: those two Venezuelans had pre-existing health conditions.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
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Penn State is in the final stages of negotiations with Iowa State coach Matt Campbell to make him the new PSU coach, source confirms to NBC Sports.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Penn State is in the final stages of negotiations with Iowa State coach Matt Campbell to make him the new PSU coach, source confirms to NBC Sports.
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Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
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We're excited to announce Phish’s return to @spherevegasus.bsky.social for nine shows across three weekends in 2026: April 16–18, April 23–25, and April 30–May 2. Request tickets now at tickets.phish.com. Tickets go on sale to the general public Friday, December 12, at 11AM PT/2PM ET.
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
We're excited to announce Phish’s return to @spherevegasus.bsky.social for nine shows across three weekends in 2026: April 16–18, April 23–25, and April 30–May 2. Request tickets now at tickets.phish.com. Tickets go on sale to the general public Friday, December 12, at 11AM PT/2PM ET.
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"I suppose it’s the devil in me but I would love to bring those cookies to a vegetarian potluck."
Don’t worry: These cookies only look like slices of mortadella. See how Claire Saffitz nailed the cold cut’s appearance with her twist on classic “sausage” cookies.
Don’t worry: These cookies only look like slices of mortadella. See how Claire Saffitz nailed the cold cut’s appearance with her twist on classic “sausage” cookies.
Mortadella Cookies Recipe
Don’t worry: These cookies only look like slices of mortadella, getting their slightly chewy texture and marzipan flavor from almond paste and almond extract It joins the tradition of fashioning “sausage” cookies, from chocolate kolbasa in Eastern Europe to the salami cookie that Brooks Headley has served at Superiority Burger in New York Freeze-dried strawberries give them color and fruity contrast, and the dough comes together easily in a food processor, making it a one-bowl endeavor.
nyti.ms
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"I suppose it’s the devil in me but I would love to bring those cookies to a vegetarian potluck."
Don’t worry: These cookies only look like slices of mortadella. See how Claire Saffitz nailed the cold cut’s appearance with her twist on classic “sausage” cookies.
Don’t worry: These cookies only look like slices of mortadella. See how Claire Saffitz nailed the cold cut’s appearance with her twist on classic “sausage” cookies.
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1. President Trump has posted hundreds of times in the last two hours.
Here is a screen recording of the posts.
Given that the video is nearly five minutes, I have to split it.
Video 1 here:
Here is a screen recording of the posts.
Given that the video is nearly five minutes, I have to split it.
Video 1 here:
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
1. President Trump has posted hundreds of times in the last two hours.
Here is a screen recording of the posts.
Given that the video is nearly five minutes, I have to split it.
Video 1 here:
Here is a screen recording of the posts.
Given that the video is nearly five minutes, I have to split it.
Video 1 here:
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President Trump has posted on Truth Social hundreds of times in the last two hours.
I can’t even get the full count; it’s that many posts.
Here are just two of the posts.
In a separate post, I will share a screen recording of all the posts which goes on for nearly five minutes.
I can’t even get the full count; it’s that many posts.
Here are just two of the posts.
In a separate post, I will share a screen recording of all the posts which goes on for nearly five minutes.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
President Trump has posted on Truth Social hundreds of times in the last two hours.
I can’t even get the full count; it’s that many posts.
Here are just two of the posts.
In a separate post, I will share a screen recording of all the posts which goes on for nearly five minutes.
I can’t even get the full count; it’s that many posts.
Here are just two of the posts.
In a separate post, I will share a screen recording of all the posts which goes on for nearly five minutes.
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Pete Hegseth on Sept 3 talking about the strike on boats where 2 survivors were later killed in a second strike: “I watched it live.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pete Hegseth on Sept 3 talking about the strike on boats where 2 survivors were later killed in a second strike: “I watched it live.”
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Trump admin drug interdiction policy:
Some we murder.
Some we let go home.
Some we pardon.
Some we murder.
Some we let go home.
Some we pardon.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump admin drug interdiction policy:
Some we murder.
Some we let go home.
Some we pardon.
Some we murder.
Some we let go home.
Some we pardon.
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Canadian publisher Kids Can Press "strongly condemns any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image" following Pete Hegseth's post:
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Canadian publisher Kids Can Press "strongly condemns any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image" following Pete Hegseth's post:
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Fam: my wife just put on Hallmark's "Christmas at the Catnip Café." I told her I'd half-watch it with her as long as she let me keep my laptop open, so here we fucking go.
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Fam: my wife just put on Hallmark's "Christmas at the Catnip Café." I told her I'd half-watch it with her as long as she let me keep my laptop open, so here we fucking go.
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Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
“You are right,” said Toad. “Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
“You are right,” said Toad. “Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
“You are right,” said Toad. “Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
“You are right,” said Toad. “Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”