Tom Rittenhouse
@tomrittenhouse.bsky.social
I’m the number one good guy
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
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hey y'all, can you do me a favor and report this FB account? They're impersonating a good friend and saying nasty stuff www.facebook.com/people/Karen...
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
hey y'all, can you do me a favor and report this FB account? They're impersonating a good friend and saying nasty stuff www.facebook.com/people/Karen...
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
An unexpected side effect of all the bad AI the NFL is cramming into my eyeballs has been my yearning for the FOX robot daddies
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
An unexpected side effect of all the bad AI the NFL is cramming into my eyeballs has been my yearning for the FOX robot daddies
For anyone who isn’t familiar with D’Angelo’s music and wants to know where to start: he put out three albums and they are all masterpieces
October 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
For anyone who isn’t familiar with D’Angelo’s music and wants to know where to start: he put out three albums and they are all masterpieces
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
Growing up religious we had to call it “Waiting for Goshot”
August 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Growing up religious we had to call it “Waiting for Goshot”
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NEW: I spoke with a woman named Andrea about her experience being detained by ICE after calling the cops for help during a domestic violence incident.
She was recently postpartum, breastfeeding & put in an all-male facility. She was detained for 2.5 months.
She was recently postpartum, breastfeeding & put in an all-male facility. She was detained for 2.5 months.
July 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
NEW: I spoke with a woman named Andrea about her experience being detained by ICE after calling the cops for help during a domestic violence incident.
She was recently postpartum, breastfeeding & put in an all-male facility. She was detained for 2.5 months.
She was recently postpartum, breastfeeding & put in an all-male facility. She was detained for 2.5 months.
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Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures
July 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures
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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
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one interesting thing about watching the wnba is that unlike in the nba, they don't shout "NBA!!!" before taking a shot. they just shoot it
May 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
one interesting thing about watching the wnba is that unlike in the nba, they don't shout "NBA!!!" before taking a shot. they just shoot it
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Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug
May 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug
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Mark Cuban: Your fly is down
Me: Good eve sharks . My invention is pants where that’s okay.
Me: Good eve sharks . My invention is pants where that’s okay.
March 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mark Cuban: Your fly is down
Me: Good eve sharks . My invention is pants where that’s okay.
Me: Good eve sharks . My invention is pants where that’s okay.
Growing up in a religious home we called him Goshzilla
January 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Growing up in a religious home we called him Goshzilla
Gobbles America would be a funny name for a turkey
January 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Gobbles America would be a funny name for a turkey
That lang syne auld as hell y’all
January 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That lang syne auld as hell y’all
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Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur
December 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur
Boyhood (2014) should be called 12 Christmases (2014) because that’s how many of them happen during its critically-acclaimed 2h 45m runtime
December 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Boyhood (2014) should be called 12 Christmases (2014) because that’s how many of them happen during its critically-acclaimed 2h 45m runtime
Just found out the WB frog is in hopspice ☹️
December 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Just found out the WB frog is in hopspice ☹️
It’s called Mordor because there’s only one way in or out. Perhaps the best of Tolkien’s countless jokes
November 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM
It’s called Mordor because there’s only one way in or out. Perhaps the best of Tolkien’s countless jokes