Tom
@tomunculus.bsky.social
Dual US/Canadian citizen living in Ontario. Steelers fanatic. Politics follower. Cannabis user. Recipe collector. Excessive TV watcher. Shenanigans enjoyer.
There are a whole ton of people who never encountered drive-thru bank tellers with pneumatic tubes, and I feel so sorry for them.
September 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
There are a whole ton of people who never encountered drive-thru bank tellers with pneumatic tubes, and I feel so sorry for them.
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“You sure about this, Dad?”
“Both Yelp reviews were fantastic.”
“I know, but-“
“Hop out, kid.”
“Both Yelp reviews were fantastic.”
“I know, but-“
“Hop out, kid.”
September 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“You sure about this, Dad?”
“Both Yelp reviews were fantastic.”
“I know, but-“
“Hop out, kid.”
“Both Yelp reviews were fantastic.”
“I know, but-“
“Hop out, kid.”
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I know I'm dating myself here, but I swear, I can hear Gilda Radner's Emily Litella character in my head: "What's all this fuss I'm hearing about Tylenol making you artistic? What's wrong with being artistic! The world needs art! Did Beethoven take Tylenol? Did Van Gogh? They must have!"
September 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I know I'm dating myself here, but I swear, I can hear Gilda Radner's Emily Litella character in my head: "What's all this fuss I'm hearing about Tylenol making you artistic? What's wrong with being artistic! The world needs art! Did Beethoven take Tylenol? Did Van Gogh? They must have!"
The Big Bad Wolf, he learned the rule: You gotta get real hot to play real cool.
September 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Big Bad Wolf, he learned the rule: You gotta get real hot to play real cool.
Still don't understand why someone thought they could put a date on the rapture.
September 23rd according to what? GMT? That's 4 hrs ahead of EDT, and 7 hrs ahead of PDT.
Think God gives a fuck about time zones?
September 23rd according to what? GMT? That's 4 hrs ahead of EDT, and 7 hrs ahead of PDT.
Think God gives a fuck about time zones?
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Still don't understand why someone thought they could put a date on the rapture.
September 23rd according to what? GMT? That's 4 hrs ahead of EDT, and 7 hrs ahead of PDT.
Think God gives a fuck about time zones?
September 23rd according to what? GMT? That's 4 hrs ahead of EDT, and 7 hrs ahead of PDT.
Think God gives a fuck about time zones?
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[first day of work]
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
September 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
[first day of work]
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
Kash Patel looks like a guy who went through a session in the chair from "A Clockwork Orange", and they just stuck that way.
September 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Kash Patel looks like a guy who went through a session in the chair from "A Clockwork Orange", and they just stuck that way.
Every reporter with a chance to ask Trump a question needs to say this:
"Mr Trump, what makes you think you know more about autism than trained scientists and researchers who have studied it? Also, why haven't you released the Epstein files?"
"Mr Trump, what makes you think you know more about autism than trained scientists and researchers who have studied it? Also, why haven't you released the Epstein files?"
September 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Every reporter with a chance to ask Trump a question needs to say this:
"Mr Trump, what makes you think you know more about autism than trained scientists and researchers who have studied it? Also, why haven't you released the Epstein files?"
"Mr Trump, what makes you think you know more about autism than trained scientists and researchers who have studied it? Also, why haven't you released the Epstein files?"
Gonna tell my kids Napster was a service where you'd pay people to take naps with you.
Like Uber Eats or Door Dash but for naps.
Like Uber Eats or Door Dash but for naps.
September 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Gonna tell my kids Napster was a service where you'd pay people to take naps with you.
Like Uber Eats or Door Dash but for naps.
Like Uber Eats or Door Dash but for naps.
@myrafayeturner.bsky.social How's this sound, Myra?
Cooked chorizo (can't find Andouille), then cooked chicken in the sausage grease. Sautéed peppers, onions and celery in Cajun spices, then a can of diced tomatoes, Red Hot, Worcestershire, and a cup of rice. Added the meat and let the rice cook.
Cooked chorizo (can't find Andouille), then cooked chicken in the sausage grease. Sautéed peppers, onions and celery in Cajun spices, then a can of diced tomatoes, Red Hot, Worcestershire, and a cup of rice. Added the meat and let the rice cook.
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@myrafayeturner.bsky.social How's this sound, Myra?
Cooked chorizo (can't find Andouille), then cooked chicken in the sausage grease. Sautéed peppers, onions and celery in Cajun spices, then a can of diced tomatoes, Red Hot, Worcestershire, and a cup of rice. Added the meat and let the rice cook.
Cooked chorizo (can't find Andouille), then cooked chicken in the sausage grease. Sautéed peppers, onions and celery in Cajun spices, then a can of diced tomatoes, Red Hot, Worcestershire, and a cup of rice. Added the meat and let the rice cook.
Farm Aid is today.
Almost 78% of farmers voted for Trump.
I'm not saying don't donate, as farms are essential.
But I have to wonder if they see the correlation between electing Trump, and some farms having to let crops just rot, other farms going bankrupt, and their bailouts getting smaller.
Almost 78% of farmers voted for Trump.
I'm not saying don't donate, as farms are essential.
But I have to wonder if they see the correlation between electing Trump, and some farms having to let crops just rot, other farms going bankrupt, and their bailouts getting smaller.
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Farm Aid is today.
Almost 78% of farmers voted for Trump.
I'm not saying don't donate, as farms are essential.
But I have to wonder if they see the correlation between electing Trump, and some farms having to let crops just rot, other farms going bankrupt, and their bailouts getting smaller.
Almost 78% of farmers voted for Trump.
I'm not saying don't donate, as farms are essential.
But I have to wonder if they see the correlation between electing Trump, and some farms having to let crops just rot, other farms going bankrupt, and their bailouts getting smaller.
I accept your challenge.
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I accept your challenge.
Watching the "A-Team" as an adult makes me realize that this show that I absolutely loved as a kid, was really, really horrible.
People firing guns at each other constantly, and no one, not even a nameless minion of the weekly villain, gets shot. Car flips over 15 times, and the driver crawls out.
People firing guns at each other constantly, and no one, not even a nameless minion of the weekly villain, gets shot. Car flips over 15 times, and the driver crawls out.
September 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Watching the "A-Team" as an adult makes me realize that this show that I absolutely loved as a kid, was really, really horrible.
People firing guns at each other constantly, and no one, not even a nameless minion of the weekly villain, gets shot. Car flips over 15 times, and the driver crawls out.
People firing guns at each other constantly, and no one, not even a nameless minion of the weekly villain, gets shot. Car flips over 15 times, and the driver crawls out.
"Don't call me a racist but I'm going to make not just one, but two statements that imply someone's ethnicity had a bearing on horrible things they did."
You're a racist.
You're a racist.
Don’t call me a racist but ABC and CBS were Jewish owners making quid pro quo deals to get other agency approvals for mergers which should have been Anti-Trust Law litigations. I looked up the ownership and every person was of Jewish descent as are most of the tech oligarchs- scary.
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"Don't call me a racist but I'm going to make not just one, but two statements that imply someone's ethnicity had a bearing on horrible things they did."
You're a racist.
You're a racist.
I dreamt I met Giancarlo Esposito at a party.
I asked him, "How in the world do you find the time to appear on pretty much every tv show that's on now?"
He laughed, put his hand on my shoulder, and told me
And then I woke up. I wish I knew what the secret was.
I asked him, "How in the world do you find the time to appear on pretty much every tv show that's on now?"
He laughed, put his hand on my shoulder, and told me
And then I woke up. I wish I knew what the secret was.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I dreamt I met Giancarlo Esposito at a party.
I asked him, "How in the world do you find the time to appear on pretty much every tv show that's on now?"
He laughed, put his hand on my shoulder, and told me
And then I woke up. I wish I knew what the secret was.
I asked him, "How in the world do you find the time to appear on pretty much every tv show that's on now?"
He laughed, put his hand on my shoulder, and told me
And then I woke up. I wish I knew what the secret was.
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Started Tears of the Kingdom for the first time. Just got to the part where Link goes back down to the ground.
September 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Started Tears of the Kingdom for the first time. Just got to the part where Link goes back down to the ground.
I find it more than a bit strange that just 2 days after her husband's murder, Erika Kirk is livestreaming a speech on YT saying "the cries of this widow will echo around the world like a battle cry.” and "You have no idea what you have unleashed across this country and this world.”
September 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I find it more than a bit strange that just 2 days after her husband's murder, Erika Kirk is livestreaming a speech on YT saying "the cries of this widow will echo around the world like a battle cry.” and "You have no idea what you have unleashed across this country and this world.”
Joke only Canadians will appreciate:
kd Lang is short for kraft dinner Lang.
kd Lang is short for kraft dinner Lang.
September 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Joke only Canadians will appreciate:
kd Lang is short for kraft dinner Lang.
kd Lang is short for kraft dinner Lang.
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So, just thinking about this. And I don't mean this with any judgement about anything anyone's said.
Seen a lot of people saying there's never a need or time for political violence, and differences should be settled with debate, not weapons.
I can get behind that.
But then the thought occurs
Seen a lot of people saying there's never a need or time for political violence, and differences should be settled with debate, not weapons.
I can get behind that.
But then the thought occurs
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
So, just thinking about this. And I don't mean this with any judgement about anything anyone's said.
Seen a lot of people saying there's never a need or time for political violence, and differences should be settled with debate, not weapons.
I can get behind that.
But then the thought occurs
Seen a lot of people saying there's never a need or time for political violence, and differences should be settled with debate, not weapons.
I can get behind that.
But then the thought occurs
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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Here’s the thing.
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I lower my American flag for someone who sent bus loads of insurrectionists to the Capitol.
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I lower my American flag for someone who sent bus loads of insurrectionists to the Capitol.
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Here’s the thing.
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I lower my American flag for someone who sent bus loads of insurrectionists to the Capitol.
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I lower my American flag for someone who sent bus loads of insurrectionists to the Capitol.
Still little to no coverage of the 3 kids shot in a school in Colorado.
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Still little to no coverage of the 3 kids shot in a school in Colorado.