tonx
@tonx.coffee
Coffee person. Occasional zine publisher. Risograph weirdo. Waiting for a new Boards of Canada album. I put beans in mailboxes. www.YESPLZ.coffee
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Good beans, good people... if you're thinking about a coffee subscription, watch the vid for 20% off!
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Good beans, good people... if you're thinking about a coffee subscription, watch the vid for 20% off!
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
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The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
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I’ve been consuming Tony’s coffee for 14+ years. Can’t go wrong here.
I dislike both selling stuff to make a living and self promotion, but there are bills to pay and my coffee is pretty dang good actually so perhaps more people should try it.
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’ve been consuming Tony’s coffee for 14+ years. Can’t go wrong here.
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give good people money for their excellent products and services.
I dislike both selling stuff to make a living and self promotion, but there are bills to pay and my coffee is pretty dang good actually so perhaps more people should try it.
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
give good people money for their excellent products and services.
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I recently bought a Yes Plz subscription for my brother-in-law's birthday. I'm sad I can't try the coffee as I don't live in the States anymore, but he is very happy with his gift.
Buy Tony's coffee imo.
Buy Tony's coffee imo.
I dislike both selling stuff to make a living and self promotion, but there are bills to pay and my coffee is pretty dang good actually so perhaps more people should try it.
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I recently bought a Yes Plz subscription for my brother-in-law's birthday. I'm sad I can't try the coffee as I don't live in the States anymore, but he is very happy with his gift.
Buy Tony's coffee imo.
Buy Tony's coffee imo.
I dislike both selling stuff to make a living and self promotion, but there are bills to pay and my coffee is pretty dang good actually so perhaps more people should try it.
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I dislike both selling stuff to make a living and self promotion, but there are bills to pay and my coffee is pretty dang good actually so perhaps more people should try it.
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I really vibe with @tonx.coffee's unfussy approach to coffee, you really can't lose with this deal:
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I really vibe with @tonx.coffee's unfussy approach to coffee, you really can't lose with this deal:
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I am drinking this coffee *right now*
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I am drinking this coffee *right now*
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this coffee is wonderful! And if you've never had beans delivered, it really makes life easier.
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this coffee is wonderful! And if you've never had beans delivered, it really makes life easier.
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This subscription has brought a lot of joy over the past year. Try it out!
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This subscription has brought a lot of joy over the past year. Try it out!
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Treat yourself to the literal best coffee money can buy!
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Treat yourself to the literal best coffee money can buy!
Good opportunity to try out my ☕️!
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good opportunity to try out my ☕️!
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A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
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Good gift alert! We've been getting The Mix from Yes Plz for a few years. The beans are always great, but never in the exact same way. And I love that each delivery comes with a little essay from @tonx.coffee or another member of the team
www.yesplz.coffee/product/beans
www.yesplz.coffee/product/beans
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Good gift alert! We've been getting The Mix from Yes Plz for a few years. The beans are always great, but never in the exact same way. And I love that each delivery comes with a little essay from @tonx.coffee or another member of the team
www.yesplz.coffee/product/beans
www.yesplz.coffee/product/beans
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Yes Plz has entirely ruined my wife and I for coffee shops. There’s literally nowhere that makes coffee as good as we do at home, and we don’t even try that hard. Coffee nerds would be smart to get on this deal when it drops
Feels like spitting into a hurricane but I think I'm going to drop a video with a very generous discount code onto social media in the next day or two and see if I can lure some folks into the coffee fold for Black Friday.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yes Plz has entirely ruined my wife and I for coffee shops. There’s literally nowhere that makes coffee as good as we do at home, and we don’t even try that hard. Coffee nerds would be smart to get on this deal when it drops
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Feels like spitting into a hurricane but I think I'm going to drop a video with a very generous discount code onto social media in the next day or two and see if I can lure some folks into the coffee fold for Black Friday.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Feels like spitting into a hurricane but I think I'm going to drop a video with a very generous discount code onto social media in the next day or two and see if I can lure some folks into the coffee fold for Black Friday.
engaging in self-care here w my phone
DYK being on your phone or your computer can be good for your brain as you age? Dementia risk is less, plus it helps you stay engaged with your community and the world. Read more from The Washington Post: https://ow.ly/g07k50Xu9SQ #ISpyPhysiology 🧪
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November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
engaging in self-care here w my phone
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If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite, Charlie Brown.
People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles, Charlie Brown.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite, Charlie Brown.
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Calm.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Calm.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.
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This is…brilliant.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is…brilliant.