Tony
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Often found dying on a hill (on a bike, not in arguments). Yanited.
Weird to watch us lose and still be broadly positive. Keeper situation beyond dire but Mbeumo/Cunha/3CBs all looked great. Stretford End looking beauts in the sunshine probably helped too.
August 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Weird to watch us lose and still be broadly positive. Keeper situation beyond dire but Mbeumo/Cunha/3CBs all looked great. Stretford End looking beauts in the sunshine probably helped too.
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An incredible homage to the classic Viz letter in today’s Telegraph
July 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
An incredible homage to the classic Viz letter in today’s Telegraph
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haha the whole page is crazy en.wikiquote.org/wiki/George_...
June 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
haha the whole page is crazy en.wikiquote.org/wiki/George_...
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When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:
June 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:
Incredible
June 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Incredible
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Hair Loss: Myth Vs. Fact
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May 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hair Loss: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/hair-lo...
theonion.com/hair-lo...
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After 33 years of people (subconsciously, actively, desperately) wondering where the iconic commentary sample in the Gazzetta Football Italia title music came from....
May 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
After 33 years of people (subconsciously, actively, desperately) wondering where the iconic commentary sample in the Gazzetta Football Italia title music came from....
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the one time I make conclave and they put me in the group of death
May 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
the one time I make conclave and they put me in the group of death
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If you’re wondering how popular Scott McTominay is in Naples, numerous images of him as the new Pope have gone viral this week
April 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you’re wondering how popular Scott McTominay is in Naples, numerous images of him as the new Pope have gone viral this week
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Don't make me tap the sign #ParisRoubaix
Why are we all just accepting that it's called Paris-Roubaix Juniors when it should clearly be called Paris-Roubabies?
April 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Don't make me tap the sign #ParisRoubaix
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Give Ganna back his stage
April 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Give Ganna back his stage
Obviously I meant Gent Wevelgem...
If Big Johnny Milan doesn't win AT LEAST E3 I will be stunned. He's in unreal shape
March 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Obviously I meant Gent Wevelgem...
Also, how come we never get to see the chase from the peloton/groups further back? The result of the race was settled ages ago, would have liked to see the scrap behind.
March 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also, how come we never get to see the chase from the peloton/groups further back? The result of the race was settled ages ago, would have liked to see the scrap behind.
I would say the novelty of watching MVDP turn on the power for 30 seconds on the Kwaremont, and then just ride threshold for an hour on his own, 3 times a year has actually worn off now. Fair play to him but it's not thrilling, is it.
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I would say the novelty of watching MVDP turn on the power for 30 seconds on the Kwaremont, and then just ride threshold for an hour on his own, 3 times a year has actually worn off now. Fair play to him but it's not thrilling, is it.
Why are we looking at Catalan hills whilst E3 is actually, literally happening right now? Who is making these decisions!?
March 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Why are we looking at Catalan hills whilst E3 is actually, literally happening right now? Who is making these decisions!?
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Yer ma does her own MOTs
February 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Yer ma does her own MOTs
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
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Ten Nigella Lawson recipes that sound like banned WWE moves.
1. Sunday Night Chicken Noodle
2. Red Slump
3. Clapshot With Burnt Onions
4, Mackerel Teriyaki
5. Onion Mulch
6. Coq au Riesling
7. Bang Bang Turkey
8. The Liquorice Cheesecake
9. A Hoisin Quail
10. The Boozy British Trifle
1. Sunday Night Chicken Noodle
2. Red Slump
3. Clapshot With Burnt Onions
4, Mackerel Teriyaki
5. Onion Mulch
6. Coq au Riesling
7. Bang Bang Turkey
8. The Liquorice Cheesecake
9. A Hoisin Quail
10. The Boozy British Trifle
July 10, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Ten Nigella Lawson recipes that sound like banned WWE moves.
1. Sunday Night Chicken Noodle
2. Red Slump
3. Clapshot With Burnt Onions
4, Mackerel Teriyaki
5. Onion Mulch
6. Coq au Riesling
7. Bang Bang Turkey
8. The Liquorice Cheesecake
9. A Hoisin Quail
10. The Boozy British Trifle
1. Sunday Night Chicken Noodle
2. Red Slump
3. Clapshot With Burnt Onions
4, Mackerel Teriyaki
5. Onion Mulch
6. Coq au Riesling
7. Bang Bang Turkey
8. The Liquorice Cheesecake
9. A Hoisin Quail
10. The Boozy British Trifle
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Can't believe I just watched footage of a 1989 tour de france rider grabbing an officer's service weapon mid stage. And eurosport expect people to pay £30 a month when this doesn't happen anymore?
February 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can't believe I just watched footage of a 1989 tour de france rider grabbing an officer's service weapon mid stage. And eurosport expect people to pay £30 a month when this doesn't happen anymore?
If Big Johnny Milan doesn't win AT LEAST E3 I will be stunned. He's in unreal shape
February 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If Big Johnny Milan doesn't win AT LEAST E3 I will be stunned. He's in unreal shape
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If there's a more vegetal sporting trophy than the Gordon Bennett Cup, then I've yet to see it.
January 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
If there's a more vegetal sporting trophy than the Gordon Bennett Cup, then I've yet to see it.