T%lejt
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Bonnies, Jets, Senators, Buccos, Riverhounds. Owner of immeasurable hope.
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
These refs have me switching allegiance
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
These refs have me switching allegiance
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After a wedgie in the USC-Michigan game, John Fanta claimed it was unverifiable whether that was the first of 2026, but wedgies are (or can be, at least) recorded in PBP now! That was the 94th of the season and fourth of 2026.
January 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
After a wedgie in the USC-Michigan game, John Fanta claimed it was unverifiable whether that was the first of 2026, but wedgies are (or can be, at least) recorded in PBP now! That was the 94th of the season and fourth of 2026.
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Welcome to 2026. 🥳😮💨
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Welcome to 2026. 🥳😮💨
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
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“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
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If you missed this one, you need to give it a look! Support our silly work by reading our silly, 3K-plus word diatribes about making better MTEs.
Didn't love the Players Era Festival ruining the MTE slate this year?
Here are a few very fun concepts for MTEs moving forward! www.midmajormadness.com/general/3208...
Here are a few very fun concepts for MTEs moving forward! www.midmajormadness.com/general/3208...
Dreaming Up Fun MTEs for Fans Who Actually Like College Basketball
If you didn’t like the Players Era Festival then this is for you.
www.midmajormadness.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you missed this one, you need to give it a look! Support our silly work by reading our silly, 3K-plus word diatribes about making better MTEs.
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
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These Steelers jerseys are wow... Make the ny titans jerseys look amazing
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
These Steelers jerseys are wow... Make the ny titans jerseys look amazing
Good for Justin. Let's get rid of Woody Johnson. (And Bob Nutting)
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Good for Justin. Let's get rid of Woody Johnson. (And Bob Nutting)
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You know what? Hell yeah Justin
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You know what? Hell yeah Justin
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BREAKING: THE NEW YORK JETS WON A FOOTBALL GAME.
October 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING: THE NEW YORK JETS WON A FOOTBALL GAME.
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Oh no. Horrible news.
Jets Legend Nick Mangold, 41, Passes Away Due to Complications from Kidney Disease
Chairman Woody Johnson: No. 74, Celebrated Center, Player and Team Ambassador, 'Will Forever Be a Jet'
www.newyorkjets.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Oh no. Horrible news.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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The St. Bonaventure Bonnies are entering the 2025-2026 season with a near entirely new roster.
Mark Schmidt and his staff have brought in loads of talent from the JUCO, Division II, and international ranks.
Dive into their roster below! 👇
open.substack.com/pub/bracketb...
Mark Schmidt and his staff have brought in loads of talent from the JUCO, Division II, and international ranks.
Dive into their roster below! 👇
open.substack.com/pub/bracketb...
St. Bonaventure Bonnies Reload for 2025-2026
The St. Bonaventure Bonnies are embracing college basketball, building a new roster this season. Can the Bonnies' new look bring them to the top of the Atlantic 10?
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The St. Bonaventure Bonnies are entering the 2025-2026 season with a near entirely new roster.
Mark Schmidt and his staff have brought in loads of talent from the JUCO, Division II, and international ranks.
Dive into their roster below! 👇
open.substack.com/pub/bracketb...
Mark Schmidt and his staff have brought in loads of talent from the JUCO, Division II, and international ranks.
Dive into their roster below! 👇
open.substack.com/pub/bracketb...
Thats gruesome for Tyreek
September 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thats gruesome for Tyreek
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Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/
September 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/
The last castle is a masterpiece.
September 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The last castle is a masterpiece.
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AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
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August 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
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Bluesky when you make a joke
August 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Bluesky when you make a joke
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