Toory McGoory
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I live in the prequel to hunger games but worse, from soup to nuts, like the rest of you sad bitches.
Pinned
Jonathan Frakes should narrate the next several years.
I'm okayer with cops than I used to be. Now that there's ICE. It's crazy what can happen. I'm not saying all cops are not bitches. They are.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm okayer with cops than I used to be. Now that there's ICE. It's crazy what can happen. I'm not saying all cops are not bitches. They are.
I'm super sad right now. Like it's my super power. Also guilt. I'm sorry I'm sad.
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm super sad right now. Like it's my super power. Also guilt. I'm sorry I'm sad.
I don't know why I still feel that shit is going to get turned around. There's no apparent reason for it.
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don't know why I still feel that shit is going to get turned around. There's no apparent reason for it.
Why do you have hope? Are you stupid? Young? I have no comment. I'd happily die.
October 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Why do you have hope? Are you stupid? Young? I have no comment. I'd happily die.
Hey blue sky, I'm sad as fuck!
October 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Hey blue sky, I'm sad as fuck!
There's never enough time. I think that's why we must get another chance at life. That and we're stupid.
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
There's never enough time. I think that's why we must get another chance at life. That and we're stupid.
I can't believe how proud they are to be licking boots and worshipping state media. What a bunch of freaks.
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I can't believe how proud they are to be licking boots and worshipping state media. What a bunch of freaks.
It's like when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, as if passion drove him to do so (instead of some underlying even more disturbing motive we all probably understand) except they want us to keep Charlie Kirk's name out of our mouths and they are the FCC and it's not all going to be ok.
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's like when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, as if passion drove him to do so (instead of some underlying even more disturbing motive we all probably understand) except they want us to keep Charlie Kirk's name out of our mouths and they are the FCC and it's not all going to be ok.
I do NOT respect people in the military right now. I get that a lot of them don't have a lot of choice, but I would not serve this admin, and I think if you do you are disgusting fascist.
February 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I do NOT respect people in the military right now. I get that a lot of them don't have a lot of choice, but I would not serve this admin, and I think if you do you are disgusting fascist.
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This week in the @thebwstimes.bsky.social.
If you're in Southwest Oklahoma, consider joining us on February 20th.
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If you're in Southwest Oklahoma, consider joining us on February 20th.
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Westwin Resistance hosts teach-in on dangers of Lawton refinery
LAWTON, Okla. — As concerns grow over the environmental and health risks posed by nickel refineries, Westwin Resistance is organizing teach-ins this year to educate and mobilize the community against ...
theblackwallsttimes.com
February 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This week in the @thebwstimes.bsky.social.
If you're in Southwest Oklahoma, consider joining us on February 20th.
theblackwallsttimes.com/2025/02/13/w...
If you're in Southwest Oklahoma, consider joining us on February 20th.
theblackwallsttimes.com/2025/02/13/w...
Imagine if Thurston Howell and Lovey declared themselves rulers of the Island and told prof to teach bullshit, forced Ginger to have babies, put Gilligan in charge of defense etc.
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Imagine if Thurston Howell and Lovey declared themselves rulers of the Island and told prof to teach bullshit, forced Ginger to have babies, put Gilligan in charge of defense etc.
Everything cool and crazy happens to Chilean people, I think, and they live to tell the tale. This man got swallowed by friggin' whale.
"Adrián Simancas, 23, was kayaking off Chilean Patagonia when he found himself inside a whale."
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.bbc.com/news/article...
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.bbc.com/news/article...
Kayaker swallowed by whale recalls feeling 'slimy texture' in its mouth
Adrián Simancas, 23, was kayaking off Chilean Patagonia when he found himself inside a whale.
www.bbc.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Everything cool and crazy happens to Chilean people, I think, and they live to tell the tale. This man got swallowed by friggin' whale.
My sweet step-father has passed away. I hope his mom and his little pugs met him and guided him home.
February 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My sweet step-father has passed away. I hope his mom and his little pugs met him and guided him home.
@cbar580.bsky.social I think if you saw me sew, you'd have a seizure.
February 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@cbar580.bsky.social I think if you saw me sew, you'd have a seizure.
Hospice is terribly boring. It's a thing we're prepared to do for years and that's not the point at all. It's terrible waiting for a loved one to die. And it's pretty mundane. It's a job. Just a thing we do
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hospice is terribly boring. It's a thing we're prepared to do for years and that's not the point at all. It's terrible waiting for a loved one to die. And it's pretty mundane. It's a job. Just a thing we do
Not my work, but it speaks to my heart.
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not my work, but it speaks to my heart.
I hope Taylor Swift and her gross husband eat shit all day today.
February 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I hope Taylor Swift and her gross husband eat shit all day today.
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
All anyone can say about our current catastrophic government are obvious useless points we never should have to say out loud. It's like saying fire is bad for straw houses.
I'm not sure who needs a deep dive into why the man in a top hat and twisty mustache shouldn't tie a lady to the tracks.
I'm not sure who needs a deep dive into why the man in a top hat and twisty mustache shouldn't tie a lady to the tracks.
You wouldn't dismantle the agency that protects consumers for corporate abuse and scams unless you wanted your rich buddies to be able to abuse and scam consumers.
February 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
All anyone can say about our current catastrophic government are obvious useless points we never should have to say out loud. It's like saying fire is bad for straw houses.
I'm not sure who needs a deep dive into why the man in a top hat and twisty mustache shouldn't tie a lady to the tracks.
I'm not sure who needs a deep dive into why the man in a top hat and twisty mustache shouldn't tie a lady to the tracks.
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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
Make America Garbage Again
February 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Make America Garbage Again
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Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish
February 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States