Tori 🏳️⚧️
@torbotorini.bsky.social
Black Lives Matter | Pro-Palestine 🇵🇸 | Access to abortion and gender affirming care are human rights
Caregiver and future RN! 🏥
Socialist (Anarchist?)
Central WA
The good boy in my header is Bruce
Caregiver and future RN! 🏥
Socialist (Anarchist?)
Central WA
The good boy in my header is Bruce
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
Still relevant
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Still relevant
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Today's entry into "every day I say new sentences," an ongoing series in which my day job is great and definitely paid enough and treated well: "Stop doing the worm in band class. We are not going to do the worm in band class."
October 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today's entry into "every day I say new sentences," an ongoing series in which my day job is great and definitely paid enough and treated well: "Stop doing the worm in band class. We are not going to do the worm in band class."
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the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
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Welcome to Bluesky, the social media app where we got together everyone who’s ever been told “you must be fun at a party”
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Welcome to Bluesky, the social media app where we got together everyone who’s ever been told “you must be fun at a party”
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Pro tip when your wife has a doctor's appointment don't text her "happy pappin'" she won't like it.
October 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pro tip when your wife has a doctor's appointment don't text her "happy pappin'" she won't like it.
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
If it helps, healthcare is keeping the dinosaurs plenty alive. Every time I train someone I have to teach them how to use a pager, how to fax, and how to transfer a call or put it on hold.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If it helps, healthcare is keeping the dinosaurs plenty alive. Every time I train someone I have to teach them how to use a pager, how to fax, and how to transfer a call or put it on hold.
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I know changing your language is difficult, but the effort you take to minimize and eliminate gendered words and phrases can make the world of difference for people who need to see allyship in the world.
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I know changing your language is difficult, but the effort you take to minimize and eliminate gendered words and phrases can make the world of difference for people who need to see allyship in the world.
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NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.
The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.
At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.
At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.
The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.
At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.
At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
"It's been quiet tonight"
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"It's been quiet tonight"
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Hey guys! I just wrote up a Needling piece for when the Mariners get eliminated so that they don't get eliminated. You're welcome!
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hey guys! I just wrote up a Needling piece for when the Mariners get eliminated so that they don't get eliminated. You're welcome!
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Sign up with STOPICE.net -- a web page you can access from your phone (add it to your Contacts app for easy access). When an ICE sighting is confirmed, you will receive a text with the location. You can also notify others using their web page.
Alerted today when ICE was spotted in our community.
Alerted today when ICE was spotted in our community.
Stop ICE Raids Alert Network
Send & receive emergency alerts for ICE raids and activity in your area
STOPICE.net
October 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sign up with STOPICE.net -- a web page you can access from your phone (add it to your Contacts app for easy access). When an ICE sighting is confirmed, you will receive a text with the location. You can also notify others using their web page.
Alerted today when ICE was spotted in our community.
Alerted today when ICE was spotted in our community.
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They're really just copying Elon's homework now.
October 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
They're really just copying Elon's homework now.
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"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.
October 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.
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The band is named CrabSmack and they play covers, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating crabs.
October 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The band is named CrabSmack and they play covers, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating crabs.
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I’ve read a lot of insane takes but this one is so stupid it’s borderline heresy
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’ve read a lot of insane takes but this one is so stupid it’s borderline heresy
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