Tori
@torible.bsky.social
Tori: she/her, 39, Korean-American. Mega-binoclard cryptid, bisexual parking lot siren, and Kryptonian witch; your typical Oriental Mata Hari, overeducated and addicted to mischief.
All I have for 2025 is 5 songs I pulled from my most listened to this year in no particular order
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
All I have for 2025 is 5 songs I pulled from my most listened to this year in no particular order
It's so true tho; I went through a swathe of shitty things happening to me that bumped me back out into the suburbs just long enough to meet @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social and fall in love
I say this to @torible.bsky.social a lot.
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's so true tho; I went through a swathe of shitty things happening to me that bumped me back out into the suburbs just long enough to meet @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social and fall in love
Just had the lady at the DMV do a double take looking at my passport photo and then back at me. That photo was pre-pandemic, I still had a naive sparkle in my eye back then, since extinguished.
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just had the lady at the DMV do a double take looking at my passport photo and then back at me. That photo was pre-pandemic, I still had a naive sparkle in my eye back then, since extinguished.
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Well, we got our Christmas tree up and Jonesy immediately set right to being a horrible little gremlin.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Well, we got our Christmas tree up and Jonesy immediately set right to being a horrible little gremlin.
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This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
On the struggle bus right now sitting directly over the wheelwell
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
On the struggle bus right now sitting directly over the wheelwell
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New York City: a muslim socialist is going to become our mayor
Dick Cheney: over my dead body
Dick Cheney: over my dead body
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
New York City: a muslim socialist is going to become our mayor
Dick Cheney: over my dead body
Dick Cheney: over my dead body
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how you can tell even conservatives hate Dick Cheney:
The devs haven't banned anyone for clowning on his death
The devs haven't banned anyone for clowning on his death
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
how you can tell even conservatives hate Dick Cheney:
The devs haven't banned anyone for clowning on his death
The devs haven't banned anyone for clowning on his death
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I know this fascist shit is doomed when I see late 50s and early 60s white guys in their Costco Shopping Finest screaming ‘fuck you’ in DHS officers’ faces
Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know this fascist shit is doomed when I see late 50s and early 60s white guys in their Costco Shopping Finest screaming ‘fuck you’ in DHS officers’ faces
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Best version to cross my feed so far…
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Best version to cross my feed so far…
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Since we’re talking BUNNICULA I need everyone to know that the audiobook is read by Victor Garber and he truly out-gays himself. Harold and Chester absolutely come across as the fussy middle-aged couple they were obviously meant to be.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Since we’re talking BUNNICULA I need everyone to know that the audiobook is read by Victor Garber and he truly out-gays himself. Harold and Chester absolutely come across as the fussy middle-aged couple they were obviously meant to be.
If family can be compared to a tree, some families are apple trees, and some are those thorny bushes that shrikes use to impale their grisly harvest of bugs and small mammals
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If family can be compared to a tree, some families are apple trees, and some are those thorny bushes that shrikes use to impale their grisly harvest of bugs and small mammals
The look @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social gives me when I tell what I think is a funny and relatable little anecdote from my semi-feral childhood
when you're talking to your coworker and they casually drop some real fucked up stuff in their life
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The look @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social gives me when I tell what I think is a funny and relatable little anecdote from my semi-feral childhood
There's a lot about city living I take for granted. Apparently there's a monthly fee for trash pickup?? It's not just included as part of the streets and sanitation your taxes cover?
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There's a lot about city living I take for granted. Apparently there's a monthly fee for trash pickup?? It's not just included as part of the streets and sanitation your taxes cover?
It's like being one of those sparrows you see that perch in the ductwork of an underground parking garage, and you wonder how it's possible to sit and sing so far from the sky
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It's like being one of those sparrows you see that perch in the ductwork of an underground parking garage, and you wonder how it's possible to sit and sing so far from the sky
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President
WASHINGTON—Calling him “the best man for the job,” President Donald Trump reportedly asked JD Vance Thursday to research whether the president was allowed to kill the vice president. “I mean, Article ...
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October 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President
My mom was pregnant with me and going to university in Seoul during the June Uprising in 1985; my dad says that all the secondhand teargas exposure I got then is the reason I'm so leftist now
October 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My mom was pregnant with me and going to university in Seoul during the June Uprising in 1985; my dad says that all the secondhand teargas exposure I got then is the reason I'm so leftist now
Setting up a gofundme in order to hire every witch on Etsy rn just to cover all my bases
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Setting up a gofundme in order to hire every witch on Etsy rn just to cover all my bases
Life rn feels like being the dancing bear on the unicycle riding back and forth on the highwire while the clowns drunkenly set the tent on fire around you
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Life rn feels like being the dancing bear on the unicycle riding back and forth on the highwire while the clowns drunkenly set the tent on fire around you
Idk why @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social keeps laughing at me when I ask "Does the kiddo have Alphabet Mafia Club after school today?" the actual name is like, Rainbow Alliance or something, but he knows what I mean
September 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Idk why @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social keeps laughing at me when I ask "Does the kiddo have Alphabet Mafia Club after school today?" the actual name is like, Rainbow Alliance or something, but he knows what I mean
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a domestic terrorist grips a woman by the throat in a choke hold. Another domestic terrorist comes up and pulls his hand away to stop the choking - even this fascist knows it is a step too far - and the hero in the photo tearfully holds up a peace sign with stoic grace
September 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
a domestic terrorist grips a woman by the throat in a choke hold. Another domestic terrorist comes up and pulls his hand away to stop the choking - even this fascist knows it is a step too far - and the hero in the photo tearfully holds up a peace sign with stoic grace
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
This is all just an elaborate ad for Etsy witchcraft
September 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is all just an elaborate ad for Etsy witchcraft