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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus
@randomdeinonychus.bsky.social
Godzilla & Star Trek fan, movie lover, and generally whatever you call a nerd who is bad at math. I'm also a father, married, and over 40. So I am what you would call an elderly Millennial.

He/him.
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A bit more about me:

*I am a cis white dude & would classify my sexuality as somewhere between bisexual & "heteroflexible"

*I have a son who is black/biracial

*I am married to a bisexual woman who is half-Korean. We have an open marriage, so she is very aware that I am horny on the internet
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This isn’t about convicting Don Lemon. It’s unlikely that will happen. It’s about intimidating journalists & making them censure themselves out of fear of consequences. It’s about eroding the free press because the administration can’t afford the criticism.
This just in: "Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards," Lemon's attorney Abbe Lowell says.
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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...on top of everything else...he was a gamer.
Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in 2013 for “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”
January 30, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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look you actually can't tell how brilliant someone is by how they communicate via shorthand. you should judge someone's intelligence holistically, and when we do that for Jeffrey Epstein we can honestly say the man was pretty stupid
Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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This is so well written. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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well betweeen the chris pratt pro a.i. movie and the eva braun 2.0 doc, it's good we got the two worst movies of the year out of the way early.
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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MST3K gave me my skeleton key for this moment, in particular when someone tries to chirp that something is a "distraction.": "Oh stop pretending there's a plot! Don't cheapen yourselves further!"
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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feds do NOT read this, this post is NOT FOR FEDS, ok now rhat all the Feds are gone:

i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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cat
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Everyone involved in this should die 👍
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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elon musk: jeffery i heard your parties are so crazy on pedo island i would love to do sex crimes there

epstein: ellen muck helo. Yuo can come. By i guess i promplaby wo’nt be around ok by
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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“I can’t believe Bruce Springsting did that anti-ICE song after writing Born in the USA.”
- Person who has never listened to the lyrics of Born in the USA
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Oh my GOD blues traveler is in the Epstein files
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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looks like the meme featuring and about me has been updated for current events
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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I am suffering from a bout of insomnia that might finally end me but I'm thinking about how we're very casual about chameleons. that they exist, that they look like that, and that they can do what they do. but then again every creature is bizarre and miraculous
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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So much of so many things so wrong with the world for my entire adult life can be traced to the events laid put here that I feel like I've taken ALL of the crazy pills.
It turns out, /Pol/ wasn't just the random offshoot of 4chan, a board set up to kind of contain the right-wing chuds and keep them off the other boards...

... but was, instead, created THE DAY that 4chan's founder met with Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Catherine O'Hara on the set of 'Beetlejuice' (1988) 📽️
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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that’s enough internet for today

that’s enough internet for forever
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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honestly not in a million years would i have called this
That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM