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December 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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If I am elected President, I will make it illegal to require you to go to work if a pet is sleeping on you.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I’m gonna keep on eating at
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m gonna break my streak of zero posts to share some drawings. Just finished a sketchbook full of ‘em and I’m pretty jazzed.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The new British competitive knitting show hosted by Olympic diver Tom Daley has been denounced by the knitting community of the Shetland islands for its imprecise portrayal of fair isle knitting and negative attitude toward a technique known as steeking
Shetland knitting group ‘shocked and saddened’ by representation in Channel 4 show
A GROUP protecting Shetland’s knitting heritage has criticised a new Channel 4 show for spreading “negative misconceptions about Fair Isle knitting...
www.shetnews.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I know what my boys and I will be doing in the very near future...
By popular demand, here’s a video I made explaining the tools and techniques I use for shark tooth fossil hunting.

This is my first experiment with Meta video editor so please excuse rough edits.

🧪🦑🌎🦈
October 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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to get ahead of whatever the fuck is coming today, notes from an autist:

* the "cause" of autism is as dead an end as the "cause" of gay, even if we knew we shouldn't "do something about it"
* similarly, we can't "cure" autism any more than we can cure you being a bitch
* RFK Jr. is a fucking idiot
September 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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"...many more gave voice to and helped shape a way of thinking about cities: messy, thrilling, sad, funny, queer, glorious, pompous, comically crooked and endlessly fascinating." More upsettingly consistent brilliance from @jeffsharlet.bsky.social.
slowcivilwar.substack.com/p/the-longfo...
The Longform of Lingering in a Place Just to See How It Is...
What was the alt-weekly?
slowcivilwar.substack.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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ploughman's lunchables

(regular lunchables but with a thick slice of raw onion)
August 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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"Got any ideas for that Beech-Nut Gum ad?"
"I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage."
"And they're in love, right?"
"Of course they're in love."
July 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The love.
July 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Folds: If we’ve been told our whole lives that we can’t spend money on the arts because they’re not important—then why was taking over the Kennedy Center and the arts the first thing they did?

It is extremely important. It’s the bedrock of self-expression.
July 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Justice Sotomayor dissenting on birthright citizenship case: "The gamesmanship in this request is apparent and the Government makes no attempt to hide it. Yet, shamefully, this Court plays along. Because I will not be complicit in so grave an attack on our system of law, I dissent."
June 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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cool, so i bought all these toilet cubes for nothing 👍
June 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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set this to the Guts theme song from Berserk
June 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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important PSA from Lee Marvin
May 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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One of the better photos I have taken of a sheep staring at me insouciantly just after it had set fire to the world.
May 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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When an employer says ‘we are a family’ you know that ‘family’ has a crying closet
May 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social

Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”
May 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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This past week, Atlantic Public Media here in Woods Hole received a letter that begins like this...

transom.org/2025/art-as-...
Art As Propaganda - Transom
Art As Propaganda - Transom
transom.org
May 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM