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considering I've gotten much more involved in talking about esc than intended when I made this account, I should do an intro. I first discovered esc in high school, I think 2012? and for 2014 I actually got my german teacher to turn a class period into an esc watch party
just went down a high tiktok rabbit hole in the middle of listening to a podcast and it mostly involved edm songs and dancing machinima
October 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
just went down a high tiktok rabbit hole in the middle of listening to a podcast and it mostly involved edm songs and dancing machinima
apparently, part of being a proper adult is realizing at 12:30am that you forgot to move your laundry over cause the hamper isn't in the bathroom when you go to take my bedtime shower, and then singing bring me to life in a baby voice while going to do the laundry
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
apparently, part of being a proper adult is realizing at 12:30am that you forgot to move your laundry over cause the hamper isn't in the bathroom when you go to take my bedtime shower, and then singing bring me to life in a baby voice while going to do the laundry
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New article: animebythenumbers.substack.com/p/worse-crun...
Why did Crunchyroll’s subtitles just get worse?
A small change to operations may undermine a key differentiator for the anime streamer.
animebythenumbers.substack.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
New article: animebythenumbers.substack.com/p/worse-crun...
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"Betrothed to My Sister's Ex" has released a new visual after the anime's finale!
The anime aired its final episode in Japan on September 19, 2025.
✨More: atani.me/zutaboroanime-finale
The anime aired its final episode in Japan on September 19, 2025.
✨More: atani.me/zutaboroanime-finale
September 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"Betrothed to My Sister's Ex" has released a new visual after the anime's finale!
The anime aired its final episode in Japan on September 19, 2025.
✨More: atani.me/zutaboroanime-finale
The anime aired its final episode in Japan on September 19, 2025.
✨More: atani.me/zutaboroanime-finale
love to hang out and smoke a joint, hanging out and smoking a joint might be my fave post bart close activity
September 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
love to hang out and smoke a joint, hanging out and smoking a joint might be my fave post bart close activity
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‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/
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Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
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Study Finds Majority Of Urban Households Located In Roller Rink Deserts
Study Finds Majority Of Urban Households Located In Roller Rink Deserts
ITHACA, NY—Confirming that most inner-city residents have gone their entire lives without sufficient access to blacklight skating or Skate-’N’-Celebrate birthday parties, an alarming study published t...
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September 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Study Finds Majority Of Urban Households Located In Roller Rink Deserts
thinking a lot about what lizzie bennet's corset does for her boobs
September 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
thinking a lot about what lizzie bennet's corset does for her boobs
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You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
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Microsoft employees occupy headquarters in protest of Israel contracts. The protest encampment started today, and it’s the biggest escalation of the protests at Microsoft so far www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Microsoft employees occupy headquarters in protest of Israel contracts
It’s the biggest escalation yet of the protests at Microsoft.
www.theverge.com
August 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Microsoft employees occupy headquarters in protest of Israel contracts. The protest encampment started today, and it’s the biggest escalation of the protests at Microsoft so far www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
her hair and dress you say 🤔 I wonder how she lost those 🤔 #BetrothedToMySister'sEx
August 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
her hair and dress you say 🤔 I wonder how she lost those 🤔 #BetrothedToMySister'sEx
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em dashes are ai. semicolons are ai. the oxford comma is ai. you motherfuckers are stupid and you want everyone else to be stupid too and i'm not playing along.
August 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
em dashes are ai. semicolons are ai. the oxford comma is ai. you motherfuckers are stupid and you want everyone else to be stupid too and i'm not playing along.
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Daredevil Produce Manager To Attempt Largest-Ever Plum Display theonion.com/daredev...
August 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Daredevil Produce Manager To Attempt Largest-Ever Plum Display theonion.com/daredev...
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Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early
August 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...
August 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...
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brian david gilbert looks so much like frasier's hot gay boss
August 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
brian david gilbert looks so much like frasier's hot gay boss
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114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
August 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
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Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
August 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas theonion.com/hgtv-ex...
July 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas theonion.com/hgtv-ex...
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Some people say criticism is dead. I say show them this.
July 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Some people say criticism is dead. I say show them this.
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‘Quishing’ QR Code Scams Dupe Millions
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theonion.com/quishin...
July 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
‘Quishing’ QR Code Scams Dupe Millions
theonion.com/quishin...
theonion.com/quishin...
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I kept mentioning bananas in a voice call and someone assumed I was really into minions until I clarified I was playing DK Bananza
July 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I kept mentioning bananas in a voice call and someone assumed I was really into minions until I clarified I was playing DK Bananza