Eli
trashbagmcgee.bsky.social
Eli
@trashbagmcgee.bsky.social
I do drag as Queer'd Al and really like frogs and dogs
I know it will be different when its my kids but wow kids media today is a lotta trash and not a lot of substance

I fuuuuucking gate peppa pig so much
December 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do I log the terrible netflix elf on the shelf movie we watched 4 times in 4 days because my niece wouldnt watch anything else before bed
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"Did you use your lucky nazi coin? Make sure the 7-11 worker knows your lucky coin won that" #NoContextQuotes
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I’m sure other people will post it but hey
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I might have the shittiest immediate family but i think thats balanced by having phenomenal partners who truly give me the BEST in laws a dude could ask for

Also my girlfriend MADE ME PRETZELS FROM SCRATCH FOR CHRISTMAS AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
All my favourite d&d games are kn the verge of collapse and I simply might die if they all do
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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RIP Zoot from the Muppets, who lost his long battle with heroin addiction today at the age of 63.
December 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Cher rekeased the remastered soundtrack for the Farewell Tour 2003 movie she put out (tour was filmed in 2002 lmaoooo) and thats honestly the best christmas gift I could have been given, i watched this truly millions of times as a kid and it was PEAK cher
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
4 straight hours of christmas shopping today and I somehow got everything on my list and was under budget??? Wild
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Weird al has one single skip song for me and its Germs ONLY BECAUSE of the squelch sound at the beginning, its icky
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is how I know I have the right drag mother
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I don't like it when Godzilla fights the other monsters. I'd rather see them settle their differences on the dance floor.
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I have never stopped thinking about how my Drag Childs real parents were so convinced I was a cis male, the first tine I met them i was in a corset with full bazongas out and they thought it was the most realistic chest plate ever

Most affirming people i love my kids other parents
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Got an email today that said in light of the weather tomorrow, read up and familiarize ourselves with emergency procedures, and keep aware of the weather while at work, but managers take home your laptops dont risk going into the office!

HEY, DIRECTORS? WHAT THE FUCK?
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I cannot wear shoes without socks and I hate wearing socks without shoes have a good day
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
I am simply too queer and leftist for Family Fued games, straights are insane
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am so feckin gassy today I may as well be blowing up balloons. Surely Exhibition Hall Christmas Dinner will help and save me.
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Being non-binary can be challenging sometimes because I'm both the 'man of the house', and the house-wife. The gender rolls are mine and I will not be sharing.
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think if someone played me like an electric hurdy gurdy, all my problems would be solved
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
me whenever i say “wanna come watch a movie”
Kinda wanna just lie down in a big pile with everyone I love
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM