Schemin’ Willie Demon
@trillionszillions.bsky.social
Neither lover nor fighter
Gavin Newsom is basically a scumbag who’s traditionally been above average at sensing which way the wind is blowing. Like ISIS, I don’t want to hand it to him, but credit where due I think Adam Carolla was the first one to call that out
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Gavin Newsom is basically a scumbag who’s traditionally been above average at sensing which way the wind is blowing. Like ISIS, I don’t want to hand it to him, but credit where due I think Adam Carolla was the first one to call that out
I think if an NBA player does something drastic with their hair, it’s a sign they’ve just started or just stopped doing a significant amount of drugs. Either way, it’s never a good sign for their game
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I think if an NBA player does something drastic with their hair, it’s a sign they’ve just started or just stopped doing a significant amount of drugs. Either way, it’s never a good sign for their game
Task is so fucking good
October 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Task is so fucking good
I would read the shit out of an extensive analysis of the existence/non-existence of LED’s within the extended Alien universe
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I would read the shit out of an extensive analysis of the existence/non-existence of LED’s within the extended Alien universe
I would absolutely purchase a 2025 Previa or Aerostar. The Lumina has too much chaotic energy. The Grand Caravan was mildly MAGA coded. These are my strongly held beliefs
September 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I would absolutely purchase a 2025 Previa or Aerostar. The Lumina has too much chaotic energy. The Grand Caravan was mildly MAGA coded. These are my strongly held beliefs
UNPOPULAR TAKE ALERT: Sinners was just so so and was made worse by the last scene
July 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
UNPOPULAR TAKE ALERT: Sinners was just so so and was made worse by the last scene
Big Daddy Kale
Greenbean Day
April 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Big Daddy Kale
They’re kunging your ass on fusky
They're solving your ass on cluesky
They’re milking your ass on moosky.
March 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They’re kunging your ass on fusky
So clearly AT&T played a hand in making D Wade’s statue bad as a set up for this new ad campaign with Melo
March 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
So clearly AT&T played a hand in making D Wade’s statue bad as a set up for this new ad campaign with Melo
Pink bismuth ice cream?
March 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Pink bismuth ice cream?
Not sure it’s healthy or helpful, but since we’re apparently living it, I’ve been watching Children of Men basically on repeat
February 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Not sure it’s healthy or helpful, but since we’re apparently living it, I’ve been watching Children of Men basically on repeat
Haven’t watched The Matrix in 15 years at least. Still holds up
January 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Haven’t watched The Matrix in 15 years at least. Still holds up
Was all set to brag about rewatching Lost in less than 2 weeks but Jesus seasons 5+ are painful. Completely forgot they were stuck in the ‘70s
January 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Was all set to brag about rewatching Lost in less than 2 weeks but Jesus seasons 5+ are painful. Completely forgot they were stuck in the ‘70s
Shams would have a Justin Timberlake book on his background shelf
December 30, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Shams would have a Justin Timberlake book on his background shelf
Ok, I’ll bite, what is alt text?
December 18, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Ok, I’ll bite, what is alt text?
‘Officer, I’d actually love to be wearing my seatbelt if you could just reach it for me. I raked leaves for 30 mins earlier, you see’
November 23, 2024 at 5:57 AM
‘Officer, I’d actually love to be wearing my seatbelt if you could just reach it for me. I raked leaves for 30 mins earlier, you see’
Not super recent news, but the honeycomb thing in the urinal has no downside as far as I can see it. Have we as humans solved any other problem than piss sprinkles in the last 30 years?
November 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Not super recent news, but the honeycomb thing in the urinal has no downside as far as I can see it. Have we as humans solved any other problem than piss sprinkles in the last 30 years?