Tristan Stevens
@tristanstevens.bsky.social
Aussie nerd for games that promise to waste thousands of hours or make me cry. Will fawn over almost any animal. Currently annoying all my friends with a years-long guitar phase.
My rarely-updated vegan icecream recipe site: https://thechurningbush.com/
My rarely-updated vegan icecream recipe site: https://thechurningbush.com/
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Me, walking up to a crypto grifter couple: So in this relationship, who is the pump and who's the dump?
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Me, walking up to a crypto grifter couple: So in this relationship, who is the pump and who's the dump?
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It's so organised that they're even writing Shabana Mahmood's policy announcements to make Labour seem racist.
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
It's so organised that they're even writing Shabana Mahmood's policy announcements to make Labour seem racist.
Was having a discussion with a friend of mine where I described the whole medieval manuscript butt trumpet thing as being a historical meme, which lead me to making this. I hope at least one person here enjoys it.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Was having a discussion with a friend of mine where I described the whole medieval manuscript butt trumpet thing as being a historical meme, which lead me to making this. I hope at least one person here enjoys it.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Just found out that feline hearing apparently starts notably above ours, such that the lowest octave or so of a piano or the lowest couple of notes on a 4-string bass is out of their audible range. This is a little crazy to me, does anyone have both a cat and a piano and can test this?
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Just found out that feline hearing apparently starts notably above ours, such that the lowest octave or so of a piano or the lowest couple of notes on a 4-string bass is out of their audible range. This is a little crazy to me, does anyone have both a cat and a piano and can test this?
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"Zealously Pro Palestinian party"
Genocide is bad actually.
Genocide is bad actually.
What happens if the Greens overtake Labour in the polls? All bets are off | Gaby Hinsliff
What happens if the Greens overtake Labour in the polls? All bets are off | Gaby Hinsliff
They may lack Labour’s party machine, but Zack Polanski’s burgeoning popularity could have seismic consequences for British politics, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Zealously Pro Palestinian party"
Genocide is bad actually.
Genocide is bad actually.
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This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.
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It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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This result is a reminder to us all that better things are possible, we should expect more and together we can demand change!
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and New Yorkers who voted for a mayor who believes that the government’s job is to actually make people lives better.
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and New Yorkers who voted for a mayor who believes that the government’s job is to actually make people lives better.
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This result is a reminder to us all that better things are possible, we should expect more and together we can demand change!
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and New Yorkers who voted for a mayor who believes that the government’s job is to actually make people lives better.
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and New Yorkers who voted for a mayor who believes that the government’s job is to actually make people lives better.
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I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏
June 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏
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I'm sure there are reasons Mamdani's win is good beyond the very worst people being big mad about it but that's sufficient for me
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm sure there are reasons Mamdani's win is good beyond the very worst people being big mad about it but that's sufficient for me
Took less then 8 minutes. Grats my American friends!
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Took less then 8 minutes. Grats my American friends!
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Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!
Dick?
Dick?
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!
Dick?
Dick?
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Fowmew vice pwesident Dick Cheney, one of the chief awchitects of the waw on tewwow, has died at his home at the age of 84.
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Fowmew vice pwesident Dick Cheney, one of the chief awchitects of the waw on tewwow, has died at his home at the age of 84.
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woman walks into machismo bar
her: "i want your finest masculinity"
the barkeep: "sorry, we only have machismo"
her: "this is an outrage"
her: "i want your finest masculinity"
the barkeep: "sorry, we only have machismo"
her: "this is an outrage"
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
woman walks into machismo bar
her: "i want your finest masculinity"
the barkeep: "sorry, we only have machismo"
her: "this is an outrage"
her: "i want your finest masculinity"
the barkeep: "sorry, we only have machismo"
her: "this is an outrage"
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Hnnnnng, Eurystheus. I'm trying to steal the mares but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the herd.
An extraordinary discovery was made in Ibiza: a 30-centimeter wooden sculpture representing Hercules. Considering the scarcity of wooden sculptures preserved from the Roman era, this discovery is truly remarkable.
The figure was found in a Roman well that was later reused as a refuse pit. 🧵1/2
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The figure was found in a Roman well that was later reused as a refuse pit. 🧵1/2
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November 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Hnnnnng, Eurystheus. I'm trying to steal the mares but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the herd.
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It’s hard to maintain that the left are the most dangerous and destructive force in politics who should be reduced to one block and opposed tout court if you recognise that there are factions who want to liquidate entire social groups for failing to adhere to their definition of acceptable life.
You might ask: how could intelligent people miss something so glaringly obvious? And I’m afraid the answer is that a lot people cannot ever accept that reactionaries can’t be won over with compromises, because that would mean their entire analysis of politics is totally fucked. So it can’t be true.
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
It’s hard to maintain that the left are the most dangerous and destructive force in politics who should be reduced to one block and opposed tout court if you recognise that there are factions who want to liquidate entire social groups for failing to adhere to their definition of acceptable life.