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TrojanChad
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Sales guy for income. Witty guy for outcome. #TroyTrojans alum and fan #Dancedad #auburndad
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Here's a tip. ICE has reportedly been faking and switching license plates on cars, so if you see ICE run their plate through www.nhtsa.gov/recalls and if the year, make, and model don't match, report them to your local and state authorities.

Don’t forget to take a picture for evidence.
www.nhtsa.gov
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I got a little sad when I saw this at the thrift store. I want to know more about “Chewbacca” and how his photo ended up here.
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
My breakfast this morning had an added bonus. Does this mean free tickets for life to the @poptartsbowl.com ?
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Aw man I’m still writing 1998 on my checks. #HappyNewYear
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Dear websites I registered with in the early 2000s,

Thank you for your email. I also wish you a Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If @aewontv.bsky.social is hell bent on putting social posts on screen, at least stop with the Xitter posts. #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Counterpoint: Go Beeeeees
Georgia Tech must be stopped
September 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Autocorrected “burgers and dogs” to “burgers and drugs” in a Memorial Day weekend text and now grilling is going to be 🔥
May 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The First Photos From Voyager Left Even NASA’s Experts Speechless

tiffytaffy.com/voyager-phot...
NASA scientist viewed first Voyager images. What he saw gave him chills.
In the late 1970s, two unmanned spacecraft, Voyager 1 and Voyager 2, left Earth on a mission unlike any before.
tiffytaffy.com
May 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sweet Hidden Buckshot Blade (?) #aew #dynamite #beachbreak
May 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
As the work week winds down, please watch this mandatory safety video. See you Monday, unless you are split in half at the waist by a headless forklift operator!

youtu.be/dJdCJMyBi5I?...
Staplerfahrer Klaus (Deutsch German) (HD)
YouTube video by Anujan Mahesan
youtu.be
May 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
April 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Did iMessage move the 👍 text reply? I feel like I’ve been inadvertently giving 👎 more recently.
April 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Due to my trade deficit with the local grocery store I have decided to punch myself in the balls at midnight tonight and start paying twice as much.
April 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Imposing massive tariffs then claiming surprise at retaliation instead of willingness to negotiate is wild.
April 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Glad I was able to make some Apple hardware upgrades over the past few months.
April 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Each Democrat who voted to censure Rep Al Green should hold an IN PERSON town hall this weekend to explain their vote to their constituents.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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want to feel old? this is caillou today
March 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.
March 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Trump’s a great deal-maker. 😭☠️😭
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Here is some fun nostalgia to go with your morning coffee. 🎧☕️
www.tannerv.com/ipod
iPod.js
An iPod Classic built for the web.
www.tannerv.com
February 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM