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Jon Lewis
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From Byfield to ATL to Riverside and eventually to the Gump. Trying to stay positive.

Available Now: https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/contemporary-science-fiction-and-the-manyworlds-interpretation-of-quantum-mechanics-9781978768550/
USA! Jingoism!
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Tax the churches.
The LDS Church’s investment arm has sold $7.7 billion in stocks over the past six months.
The portfolio’s value is now down to $56.6 billion.
Why is the LDS Church dumping billions in stocks?
The overall value of the LDS Church's public investment portfolio has fallen after the church unloaded billions in stocks.
www.sltrib.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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The Epstein files revealed new details of multiple meetings over several years between convicted pedophile Epstein, Apollo CEO Marc Rowan and his Apollo co-founder and former CEO Leon Black. The AAUP & AFT are demanding that the Securities & Exchange Commission open an investigation.

@aft.org
SEC urged to investigate Apollo over Epstein ties
Teachers’ unions say regulators should look at private equity giant’s apparent ‘lack of candour’
www.ft.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
got damn that was a freaking ROCKET
February 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
🍝🍝🍝
February 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The Canucks are a ridiculous wagon. Can't give them power plays. This unit is like 4 Hall of Famers. And Cellibrini, the best player under 20 in the world.
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
hell yeah, Czechia!
February 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Look, man. Every Republican is evil.
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
this damn Team USA ad on Comcast with Captain and Tennille drives me crazy.

because that damn song. Everything wrong with the 70s right there.
February 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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When RFK Jr asks "Where's Kid?" in that video he's actually just quoting Donald Trump at Epstein's island.
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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The more of these fascist atrocities I see, the more I become an immigration maximalist. Let everyone in, give everyone work permits/green cards. Make it possible to get citizenship within a few months. Make it as easy as getting a driver's license.
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Fucking shocking, I tells ya.
February 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
So I’m getting these blinding headaches around my left eye on teaching days.

Fine fine.
February 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
‘Theme to the Mickey Mouse Club’ as sung by Annette Funicello
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:

“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Sitting on the screened porch, coffee in hand, 71º.

Life can be pretty, pretty ok sometimes.
February 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Teaching Gertrude Stein today and really didn't feel like going too far down into the meanings of 'Tender Buttons' because I don't want to end up on YouTube talking about Alice B. Tolkas' clitoris.
February 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I was hitting off the turf at the driving range and a dude straight up said, 'you might could use some lessons.'

I'd been struggling with golf for years and just picked up my bag, said, 'have the bucket, bro, I'm done.'

Haven't played since.
let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum
Yinz guys are special writers and always make me laugh.......

This is beyond relatable

I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
February 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.
Overnight, this probable ICE flight landed in Benin and is now returning to Senegal, likely for a crew layover.
February 16, 2026 at 10:57 AM
had a dream last night where I was using my remote to turn off the a/v equipment, but would come right back on, louder and more grating each time.

I got increasingly agitated and was shutting down all executive functions when I ripped the power cords out of the wall.

wonder what that all means?
February 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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In my opinion Andrew Wakefield should be in prison.
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is the part of the record where I want everybody to throw their hands in the air and kiss my ass, ‘cause your girlfriend still loves me.
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Flavor Flav needs to do an Olympic cycling segment called "Welcome To The Velodrome".
February 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Did they move Canada/Switzerland to Peacock?
February 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM