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Emmett
@truthaboutemmett.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️I like books, sports, and knitting

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I don’t care if it’s not a penalty; if you fucking knock a guy unconscious you shouldn’t get to recover the fumble
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My fantasy opponent this week:
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
OU STILL SUCKS #hookem
October 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So does the FSU band know how to play anything other than that racist ass chant? I’m so tired of hearing it
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ok but I’m currently working on a romance novel featuring two guys who meet at the University of Minnesota and I’m pretty sure I know what the epilogue is now
For some reason, Goldy Gopher, mascot of the Minnesota Golden Gophers, is the special guest star at this lesbian wedding I am at.
June 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
HOOK EM HORNS!!!!!!! #wcws
June 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I cannot believe Mia Scott is playing on a torn ACL #wcws
June 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
HOOK EM!!!!! #wcws
June 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If that’s obstruction according to the rule, the rule sucks and needs to be revised #wcws
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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everyone on earth should be talking about Nija Canady good lord
June 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Who do I hate more: OU or the shitty roommate I had in 2013 whose sports teams I still root against?
June 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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happy pride month happy pride month
June 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
May 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
LET’S GOOOOOOO #hookem #wcws
May 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Drumroll please...

I am very pleased to share the cover of ALL OF US MURDERERS, coming Oct 2025 from @sourcebooks.bsky.social @poisonedpen.bsky.social, with utterly stunning cover art by Marcela Bolívar @tropicalgloom.bsky.social!
May 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Saturday plans (except I’ll be watching Texas tonight #hookem)
May 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My love of underdogs vs my hatred of Liberty University currently doing battle
May 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Someone I follow on Goodreads gave Demon Copperhead 2 stars
a man wearing sunglasses is smoking a cigarette in front of a shoe display
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is smoking a cigarette in front of a shoe display
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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"this piece of fiction doesn't portray a healthy relationship" well it isn't supposed to. its supposed to be interesting.
April 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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YES IT IS ⚔️⚔️

In this time of trial, may I offer you a fun romance about corporate espionage and the inherent horniness of fencing lessons?
Freya Marske's book Swordcrossed is $2.99 today on a bunch of ebook platforms, including bookshop.org.
freyamarske.com/books/swordc...
April 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Begging traditional publishers to go back to hiring and paying editors because WHY is this romance novel 371 pages???
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Every rich person that sees this should find a Trans person on. This website and send them a thousand dollars because you can and we all need it.
April 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM