Dwayne
@tubabuddha.bsky.social
I teach music, hike, thrift, and other stuff. 🏳️🌈 🧸 West Virginia
Is there a code for your server to cut off your friend? I thought no mas was enough. Apparently I’m wrong again.
August 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Is there a code for your server to cut off your friend? I thought no mas was enough. Apparently I’m wrong again.
I thought my summertime depression was behind me. I can’t remember how to dig myself out.
August 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I thought my summertime depression was behind me. I can’t remember how to dig myself out.
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When I was a kid we lived in Mexico for a bit because my dad had a job there. One day on my way home from school I was kidnapped and bundled into a jeep to be ransomed. The kidnappers left me at a petrol station 30 minutes away because I wouldn't stop singing, which annoyed them.
August 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
When I was a kid we lived in Mexico for a bit because my dad had a job there. One day on my way home from school I was kidnapped and bundled into a jeep to be ransomed. The kidnappers left me at a petrol station 30 minutes away because I wouldn't stop singing, which annoyed them.
Sometimes I have no idea what I’m doing here
July 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sometimes I have no idea what I’m doing here
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Wife picked our daughter's name when she was born - Saila. I've held it in for 16 years until the first time she came home drunk this weekend and I got to sing what shall we do with a drunken sailor at her. Then she threw up on my wife's slippers. It was worth the wait.
July 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Wife picked our daughter's name when she was born - Saila. I've held it in for 16 years until the first time she came home drunk this weekend and I got to sing what shall we do with a drunken sailor at her. Then she threw up on my wife's slippers. It was worth the wait.
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10 summers ago I had a vertical sleeve gastrectomy. I said I was buying 10 more years to see my kids grow up. Ten years and they’re grown. Now shit.
July 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
10 summers ago I had a vertical sleeve gastrectomy. I said I was buying 10 more years to see my kids grow up. Ten years and they’re grown. Now shit.
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I hope my friends know I’m obsessed with them and want them to have a good day
July 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I hope my friends know I’m obsessed with them and want them to have a good day
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Gee, I wonder what happened in January of this year to make the dollar lose its value so precipitously . . .
July 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gee, I wonder what happened in January of this year to make the dollar lose its value so precipitously . . .
Something has gotta give. I don’t wanna live like this anymore.
July 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Something has gotta give. I don’t wanna live like this anymore.
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If you're not gassing up your friends, why the fuck not?
June 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If you're not gassing up your friends, why the fuck not?
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heat advisory: how 'bout you cool your jets
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
heat advisory: how 'bout you cool your jets
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Sunrise, this morning
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sunrise, this morning
My favorite person. I’m going to marry this man someday.
June 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My favorite person. I’m going to marry this man someday.
We’re going to adopt Humpty Dumpty
June 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We’re going to adopt Humpty Dumpty
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nothing better in life than to be the rhythm guitarist turning to face the drummer during a solo
June 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
nothing better in life than to be the rhythm guitarist turning to face the drummer during a solo
I want to go swimming in the shade.
June 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I want to go swimming in the shade.
Sophia forgot her sunglasses so Boris the boar had to try them on.
June 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Sophia forgot her sunglasses so Boris the boar had to try them on.
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The Burning Giraffe
June 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The Burning Giraffe
Last day of school and kind of glad but kind of sad to be scheduled out of all the awards and celebrations. They were my students too.
June 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Last day of school and kind of glad but kind of sad to be scheduled out of all the awards and celebrations. They were my students too.