The Elusive Turk
@turkducken.bsky.social
She/Her
You know me, probably, I'm a freak.
Don't follow me unless you're prepared for all of this.
You know me, probably, I'm a freak.
Don't follow me unless you're prepared for all of this.
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there is no other figure, other than maybe rfk jr, whose inevitable collapse i will relish more
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
there is no other figure, other than maybe rfk jr, whose inevitable collapse i will relish more
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he looks like the boss baby if the boss baby attempted to grow a beard by irregularly applying rogaine
January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
he looks like the boss baby if the boss baby attempted to grow a beard by irregularly applying rogaine
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jd vance talks like they brought back the corpse of john birch by shocking it with 10,000 volts of tumblr circa 2011
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
jd vance talks like they brought back the corpse of john birch by shocking it with 10,000 volts of tumblr circa 2011
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I have to say, as a man with two mothers, I find the derisive deployment of language like "lesbian" and "lover" by those on the far right who are trying to justify Renee Good's death particularly disgusting and dehumanizing. These women. They are wives. They are a family. That's it.
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I have to say, as a man with two mothers, I find the derisive deployment of language like "lesbian" and "lover" by those on the far right who are trying to justify Renee Good's death particularly disgusting and dehumanizing. These women. They are wives. They are a family. That's it.
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"Are Persians Semitic" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Are Persians Semitic" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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mad shit coming straight outta the screens about a “myers corollary” after the prez got shot down in Dogtown. someone tell me who the hell “monroe” is and what he has to do with netrunners
(Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty)
(Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty)
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
mad shit coming straight outta the screens about a “myers corollary” after the prez got shot down in Dogtown. someone tell me who the hell “monroe” is and what he has to do with netrunners
(Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty)
(Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty)
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when will the loony libs at city hall put a stop to this "Spider-Man" menacing our streets?
(Spider-Man 2, 2006)
(Spider-Man 2, 2006)
January 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
when will the loony libs at city hall put a stop to this "Spider-Man" menacing our streets?
(Spider-Man 2, 2006)
(Spider-Man 2, 2006)
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becoming harder and harder to justify being on X, the “everything includes child pornography” app so im going to try more aggressively to wean myself off it
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
becoming harder and harder to justify being on X, the “everything includes child pornography” app so im going to try more aggressively to wean myself off it
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I drew a Morgan referenced off a big lady
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I drew a Morgan referenced off a big lady
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Sounds good, everybody.
Doing great.
Civic Virtue.
Doing great.
Civic Virtue.
🚨 BREAKING: France will delay this year’s Group of 7 summit to avoid a conflict with the mixed martial arts event planned at the White House on Donald Trump’s birthday.
Read the story: www.politico.eu/article/fran...
Read the story: www.politico.eu/article/fran...
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Sounds good, everybody.
Doing great.
Civic Virtue.
Doing great.
Civic Virtue.
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I drew an obese woman 🫣
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I drew an obese woman 🫣
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so much of trumpism is short-termism, stealing from your future self's pocket
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
so much of trumpism is short-termism, stealing from your future self's pocket
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male socialization is real insofar as i think it would be cool to live in a refurbished missile silo
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
male socialization is real insofar as i think it would be cool to live in a refurbished missile silo
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his brain frantically trying to get out the word "unconstitutional" before he, by force of habit and due to the people he hangs out with, utters the phrase "fake and gay"
JD Vance: "The War Powers Act is fundamentally a fake and unconstitutional law"
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
his brain frantically trying to get out the word "unconstitutional" before he, by force of habit and due to the people he hangs out with, utters the phrase "fake and gay"
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Defaming a murdered woman and shrugging off her death with a lie is about as evil as it gets and no journalist who gets within shouting distance of this vicious troll should let him have a moment's peace about it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Defaming a murdered woman and shrugging off her death with a lie is about as evil as it gets and no journalist who gets within shouting distance of this vicious troll should let him have a moment's peace about it.
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there's just no attempt at de-escalation. they immediately go for opening fire.
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
there's just no attempt at de-escalation. they immediately go for opening fire.
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i'd ordinarily advise waiting for some kind of clarity, the kind that usually emerges from an investigation, but that kind of goes out the window in the face of DHS immediately describing this legal observer as a domestic terrorist and the video showing a woman panicking as officers grab their guns
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
i'd ordinarily advise waiting for some kind of clarity, the kind that usually emerges from an investigation, but that kind of goes out the window in the face of DHS immediately describing this legal observer as a domestic terrorist and the video showing a woman panicking as officers grab their guns
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not sharing the video of the shooting but the ice agent just immediately goes for the gun as an option of first resort oh my god
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
not sharing the video of the shooting but the ice agent just immediately goes for the gun as an option of first resort oh my god
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It just increasingly feels like I'm trying to hold water with my bare hands.
But it's the whole country. Like I'm trying to hold onto the whole country, but it's slipping through my fingers like it's nothing.
But it's the whole country. Like I'm trying to hold onto the whole country, but it's slipping through my fingers like it's nothing.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
It just increasingly feels like I'm trying to hold water with my bare hands.
But it's the whole country. Like I'm trying to hold onto the whole country, but it's slipping through my fingers like it's nothing.
But it's the whole country. Like I'm trying to hold onto the whole country, but it's slipping through my fingers like it's nothing.
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ordinarily you'd have the USG respond to an event like this by trying to remove itself, because the more things escalate, the riskier things become and the less control it has, but you currently have an Administration that thinks scenes of violence help it and has turned the usual logic on its head
January 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
ordinarily you'd have the USG respond to an event like this by trying to remove itself, because the more things escalate, the riskier things become and the less control it has, but you currently have an Administration that thinks scenes of violence help it and has turned the usual logic on its head
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Forced Yagami relaxation time…
Ya know because she’s too heavy to get up 💦💦
(Heavy detectives by @arllanaeats.bsky.social 🧡🧡🧡)
Ya know because she’s too heavy to get up 💦💦
(Heavy detectives by @arllanaeats.bsky.social 🧡🧡🧡)
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Forced Yagami relaxation time…
Ya know because she’s too heavy to get up 💦💦
(Heavy detectives by @arllanaeats.bsky.social 🧡🧡🧡)
Ya know because she’s too heavy to get up 💦💦
(Heavy detectives by @arllanaeats.bsky.social 🧡🧡🧡)
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guy quoting cersei lannister from the tv show game of thrones: im a really serious intellectual
Just the BBC, the national broadcaster, mainstreaming a fascist blogger. I guess this is normal now.
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
guy quoting cersei lannister from the tv show game of thrones: im a really serious intellectual
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WOLF MILF DESIGN IS UP!! 🐺
she goes for $120 OBO, DM to claim
she comes with an updated design from me plus four outfits!
note, the artist watermarks cannot be removed from the outfit alts!
she goes for $120 OBO, DM to claim
she comes with an updated design from me plus four outfits!
note, the artist watermarks cannot be removed from the outfit alts!
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
WOLF MILF DESIGN IS UP!! 🐺
she goes for $120 OBO, DM to claim
she comes with an updated design from me plus four outfits!
note, the artist watermarks cannot be removed from the outfit alts!
she goes for $120 OBO, DM to claim
she comes with an updated design from me plus four outfits!
note, the artist watermarks cannot be removed from the outfit alts!
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bring back retail machine politics
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
bring back retail machine politics