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does anyone have recs for audiobooks with softer spoken narrators (or any specific narrators)?
I want to have one at the ready to try listening to an audiobook during my next migraine attack to see if it helps me focus on something besides the pain
any genre except horror is fine
#booksky 📚💙
I want to have one at the ready to try listening to an audiobook during my next migraine attack to see if it helps me focus on something besides the pain
any genre except horror is fine
#booksky 📚💙
June 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
does anyone have recs for audiobooks with softer spoken narrators (or any specific narrators)?
I want to have one at the ready to try listening to an audiobook during my next migraine attack to see if it helps me focus on something besides the pain
any genre except horror is fine
#booksky 📚💙
I want to have one at the ready to try listening to an audiobook during my next migraine attack to see if it helps me focus on something besides the pain
any genre except horror is fine
#booksky 📚💙
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YAYYYYYYYY OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS well unfortunately it’s just beginning, but having season 3 of #ResidentAlien ad-free on Netflix will help in the escape bubble.
February 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
YAYYYYYYYY OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS well unfortunately it’s just beginning, but having season 3 of #ResidentAlien ad-free on Netflix will help in the escape bubble.
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All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money.
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money.
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
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Bought a boxed mix of monkey bread thinking it would be easy to make (because box) and then I read the instructions and NOOOOOOOOO it’s not
January 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Bought a boxed mix of monkey bread thinking it would be easy to make (because box) and then I read the instructions and NOOOOOOOOO it’s not
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I have faith in Hegseth. A lot of the abusive blackout drunks I know have turned it around with the gentle nudge of an insanely stressful job w/ no oversight or accountability.
January 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have faith in Hegseth. A lot of the abusive blackout drunks I know have turned it around with the gentle nudge of an insanely stressful job w/ no oversight or accountability.
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Could the last principled person leaving the Pentagon install a breathalyzer test to unlock our missile silos?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
January 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Could the last principled person leaving the Pentagon install a breathalyzer test to unlock our missile silos?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
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When the dog is sleeping in the bed, I always wish he would point his face at me instead of his butt. But then I remember reading that they do that because they have to face outward to protect you. And then I tell him loudly in his ear, “THERE AREN’T ANY LIONS.” Then we just go to sleep.
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When the dog is sleeping in the bed, I always wish he would point his face at me instead of his butt. But then I remember reading that they do that because they have to face outward to protect you. And then I tell him loudly in his ear, “THERE AREN’T ANY LIONS.” Then we just go to sleep.
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Apple TV+ is free this weekend. My utterly biased suggestion: Little America. Every ep is a short film based on true stories of immigrants to America. Some are funny, some are moving, some are thrilling. We wanted to make a show about immigrants that was, before all else, entertaining.
January 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Apple TV+ is free this weekend. My utterly biased suggestion: Little America. Every ep is a short film based on true stories of immigrants to America. Some are funny, some are moving, some are thrilling. We wanted to make a show about immigrants that was, before all else, entertaining.
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January 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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If you are at all serious about wanting to identify and stop The Hamburglar I would start with suspects who are lactose intolerant as there has been no recorded instance of Cheeseburglary
December 27, 2024 at 2:52 AM
If you are at all serious about wanting to identify and stop The Hamburglar I would start with suspects who are lactose intolerant as there has been no recorded instance of Cheeseburglary
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the top-100 of 2024 countdown continues with 60-41! www.artbutmakeitsports.com/p/the-best-o... (Peasant in the Fields, by Kazimir Malevich, 1929, photo by @_davidnemec)
December 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
the top-100 of 2024 countdown continues with 60-41! www.artbutmakeitsports.com/p/the-best-o... (Peasant in the Fields, by Kazimir Malevich, 1929, photo by @_davidnemec)
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Oh that poor mother!
December 8, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Oh that poor mother!
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I don’t understand all the Twitter hand-wringing. Were people this upset when MySpace users left?
December 1, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I don’t understand all the Twitter hand-wringing. Were people this upset when MySpace users left?
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*be me in med school*
doctor: today we are going to learn about Christmas Disease
me: ooh sounds festive
doctor: it is NOT festive it's a gene mutation that gives u hemophilia
me: oh
doctor: we're also going to learn about Holiday Heart
me:
doctor: *sigh* also not festive
doctor: today we are going to learn about Christmas Disease
me: ooh sounds festive
doctor: it is NOT festive it's a gene mutation that gives u hemophilia
me: oh
doctor: we're also going to learn about Holiday Heart
me:
doctor: *sigh* also not festive
December 1, 2024 at 7:30 PM
*be me in med school*
doctor: today we are going to learn about Christmas Disease
me: ooh sounds festive
doctor: it is NOT festive it's a gene mutation that gives u hemophilia
me: oh
doctor: we're also going to learn about Holiday Heart
me:
doctor: *sigh* also not festive
doctor: today we are going to learn about Christmas Disease
me: ooh sounds festive
doctor: it is NOT festive it's a gene mutation that gives u hemophilia
me: oh
doctor: we're also going to learn about Holiday Heart
me:
doctor: *sigh* also not festive
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The world may be crazy and chaotic, but I think we can all take a little solace in the fact that scones exist.
November 28, 2024 at 10:12 AM
The world may be crazy and chaotic, but I think we can all take a little solace in the fact that scones exist.
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
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platelets implies the existence of spoonlets and forklets
November 25, 2024 at 1:20 AM
platelets implies the existence of spoonlets and forklets
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Death and the Child, by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @SportsCenter
November 24, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Death and the Child, by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @SportsCenter
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Okay but hear me out:
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
November 23, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Okay but hear me out:
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
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My wife crocheted a Christmas gingerbread penis.
November 22, 2024 at 4:55 PM
My wife crocheted a Christmas gingerbread penis.