Typi
typicalsoupcan.bsky.social
Typi
@typicalsoupcan.bsky.social
Wise men build their houses on rocks while the rest of us settle for skeletons
Gore hasn't made me gag in a really long time. Yellow jacket gore? Makes me gag
May 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm consistently forget about corpse until I hear his music and remember that I like it
April 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Listening to country and seriously contemplating clown collage
April 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
VITAMINS CAN MAKE YOU PUKE???????!!!!!!!!!
April 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hoping this is the combo that kills my never ending mood swings
April 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I am living in a hell of my own creation, but I'm sure this peanut butter honey tortilla will save me
April 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I:m like this because I grew up on house and NCIS.... And identified with house and timothy
March 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
28,000 steps. My bones hurt
March 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I will start crying if my child waver breaks
March 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
How do they expect me to pay taxes when I can't afford to keep food in my fridge
March 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm really sorry for thinking you meant it when you said "no I don't need my receipt"
February 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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We MUST remember what fascism gets us and we MUST do whatever we can to avoid it! Your grandparents/great-grandparents fought a fucking war against this and now we are letting it happen here????:
January 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The vending machine at school didn't want to accept the $3 I put in, so I pushed the return money button (not expecting much bc it usually just eats your money) and it gave me back MORE than I put in!

This will really help me when I go to buy eggs and coffee next week.
January 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist
January 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I love hazelnut creamer, it gives me the same feeling I got when there would be pink milk at school
January 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I already said goodbye to tik tok, why would I go back? I've already done the on again off again bs
January 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Apologies for flooding your feed tonight!
January 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight's dinner! I finally got the courage to pan fry chicken! What did I make? Idk but it has honey sesame sauce all over it so it's obvi gonna be good
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
He's too perfect to live in this world
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I buy a planner every year thinking yes! I will use this the entire year! And then I use it for like a week and drop it anyway here's the planner I got for this year (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Pals doing pal stuff! Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
January 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They banned capcut too... I use that for work. . .
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM