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Abolish the constitution (but wokely)
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Cars should still come with an optional bud vase so you can put a little rose or tulip by the windshield
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The Lucy Football analogy isn’t appropriate when Charlie Brown wants and gets off on the ball being pulled away
Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Gen X makes me wish fentanyl was invented 40 years earlier.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Padme and Anakin Skywalker
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Its nice that they named a whole car company after the Zoroastrian god
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ziti
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I wonder how Aragorn worked to rehabilitate the orcs and include them in 5th Age Gondor
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
More impressive than anything Scalia ever did
sweetgrass basket by 5th generation gullah sweetgrass weaver corey alston www.instagram.com/p/DR4cD1KDpe...
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The Illiad, so people know not to backstab me or steal my honors
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.

If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I Maxwell Rice hereby gave you all the clues Mister Police
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle

The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In The Mask of Zorro (1998) the villains are trying to purchase California and take it independent of Mexico during the Mexican American war. If they won then Mexico wouldn’t have been able to surrender it to the US and imperialism would have been foiled.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Halfling Cleric, upset that ND wasnt gifted a spot in the Blood Bowl playoffs
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Now I remember why I unfollowed Awful Announcing the first time
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Now both Purdue and Notre Dame wont be going to a bowl game
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What the fuck is Deboer doing? what happened to the exciting offense he had in Seattle?
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tebow, wear a real shirt you fuckin slob
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why doesnt Cheese Cake Factory or Rao’s make soda nowadays?
Howard Johnson's Soda (1968-circa 1977): The iconic hotel/restaurant chain made several forays into selling their foods and beverages commercially, including this line of canned sodas. Flavors included Cola, Grape, Orange, Cream Soda, Ginger Ale, Root Beer, and more
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BYU and Notre Dame competing for the creepy religious proxy spot in the college football playoffs
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Tuesday and Wednesday are better days for college football than Saturdays
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A Drow ranger for one of my PCs
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Wow great ending for Kennesaw State
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
John Brown was too gentle to Missourians
insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites.

Well UH
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM