[Doc Brown voice]
where we're going, we don't need napkins

Good thing I pray to Joe Pesci

He seems like a guy that can get shit done

i have thankfully lost the superpower of hearing a modem connect and diagnosing precisely how many excess devices you have plugged in and what's wrong with them

Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale announced today that, “The Abundance Institute, in partnership with Stand Together, is raising $4M to place a strike team of 15-20 AI-native software engineers, data scientists, & product leaders inside the FDA…” 7/7/25 1/ blog.joelonsdale.com/p/engineerin...

Pretty wild how "abundance" rides on centrist/center-left credentials but is rooted in right wing Technofascism.

"most vocal"

You can just say marginalized, you know. It's not infectious.

likely

it's not like she hasn't gotten R rated before, and Father Figure doesn't even play the euphemism game (she str8up says "my dick's bigger" lol)

and I assume it's about Travis so like, good for him swingin a redwood LMAO

I will forever get a kick outta how she stole orange from that pumpkinfash and then wore it better than him everywhere lol

yeah it's not you, it is a weird trail

in a nutshell, Jerry made a cute pancake/waffle joke riffing on the "oh you're pro-this so you're probably anti-that" bad faith tactic

and Jay quoted it like *wow this joke points to a real thing and I'm gonna champion this fake hill* for like no reason lol

the gambling aspect is definitely a thing, and iirc even Altman made a remark on his brother's pod aboht how people "put a dollar into ChatGPT and get xyz out of it"

literally a slot machine 🎰

it's like when we were all kids and used to put things in front of each other's faces like, "ohmygod eww smell this" LMAO

yeah it's a cheeky little bop about trees and thighs, idk why people gotta be weird about it lol

it's got a solid Jackson 5 vibe

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is this about the goddamn waffles

A hot dog just parachuted into my lap, maybe this really is the greatest country on earth

or here: bsky.app/profile/numb...

that was at Steve, you're fine

start here: bsky.app/profile/numb...

nah it's in every state, and it's specifically because of Ronald Reagan

read a fucking book

You buried the lede of the CEO's meltdown getting so distinct that Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's widow said she was reminded of him.

Whoever it is going round Glasgow putting daft signs on stuff, please keep up the good work. Thanks.

The battery lickers are coming for us in the replies.

Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery.

Babies were not being aborted after they were born.

Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris.

Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.

you missed the best part of the song where she refers to it as a redwood

you know, the biggest damn trees in the world

the song does kinda slap, in a retro-1970s radio pop way